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Hey hey now!! If you read this again...you will notice that DJ's comment of how there is no need to apologize...does not make him out to be "angry" ! Just something I noticed...I very much appreciated his comment!!!It put a smile on my face!! I don't want this thread to be attacking in any way to anyone..We have all read and learned who is angry and who is not..sometimes it's just for the moment....Pm me Highlander!!!
Your best post this month Shauna! Good job.

Please tell me where I attacked anybody in this thread?
You didn't. highlander1 apologized. Its all good.
 

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oh I am bringing my floggers with so many lovely bums I just can't help myself.. mmmm red suede flogger? black leather? the rope one? the pink vynle one???

or perhaps my pink jeweled leather paddle.. oh and for sure my crop small enuf to get between the legs and lick the click.. now I have to change my panties
OK now I have to change my thong Yikes xo Mish
 

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Hey Shauna,

I just woke up from a nap after that last 4x, and I'm ready to go for 4x when you are! If you want, I could come over Christmas morning with just a huge bow on my nether region and you can unwrap me;) I'll just use alittle bit of pre-juice to help the bow stay on!
 

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That being said, I have a question for the guys... To avoid delays and whatnot, what's your preferred way of being reminded that we have a schedule to adhere to WITHOUT saying GTFO? :)
You can be blunt as long as it's done with smile and in a friendly way. Probably best not to mention you're expecting another guy, that might spoil the fantasy about you being just for me.
Even if you didn't have another appointment we know you have a real life to attend to.
 

Saskatchewan

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Hmmm... Sometimes we're running late because a previous client just took his sweet, sweet time getting out of our hair. Girls, you know what I'm talking about? So we're thinking in our heads "aww crap, I'm going to have to let my x o'clock know that I'll need some time to get ready for him."

That being said, I have a question for the guys... To avoid delays and whatnot, what's your preferred way of being reminded that we have a schedule to adhere to WITHOUT saying GTFO? :)
I agree. I don't have all the answers. My favourite SP is usually one to text me 15 minutes before an appointment and ask for more time. I'm pretty flexible about that kind of thing, but not every guy is.
 

What For

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That being said, I have a question for the guys... To avoid delays and whatnot, what's your preferred way of being reminded that we have a schedule to adhere to WITHOUT saying GTFO? :)
Lay a big wet sloppy kiss on me, tell me how much you enjoyed yourself and that you're gonna need some time to recover before your next appointment so............GTFO! With a laugh of course.......
 

futurelegend

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dj1470. . . I have read some of your comments since joining the terb community and you have provided us with some interesting colourful and "tell it like it is" comments. But seriously, your attacks on some other members leads me to believe that you are just another angry person. . . it's Christmas! Lay down your mighty pen (or keyboard, in this case) and enjoy the season! At the very least, perhaps you need to get laid more often. . . ho ho ho. Merry Christmas dude!
Hey hey now!! If you read this again...you will notice that DJ's comment of how there is no need to apologize...does not make him out to be "angry" ! Just something I noticed...I very much appreciated his comment!!!It put a smile on my face!! I don't want this thread to be attacking in any way to anyone..We have all read and learned who is angry and who is not..sometimes it's just for the moment....Pm me Highlander!!!
Please tell me where I attacked anybody in this thread?
I've actually found DJ more subdued and gentle recently. He must be getting laid more.
 

Art Mann

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Lay a big wet sloppy kiss on me, tell me how much you enjoyed yourself and that you're gonna need some time to recover before your next appointment so............GTFO! With a laugh of course.......
Thick in the head as I may often be, I'm pretty sure I could catch that hint!

As long as you don't acronym me with Gee Tee Eff Oh.

Spit it right out, girl, tell me what you really, really want.
 

SHAUNA SHA

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You can be blunt as long as it's done with smile and in a friendly way. Probably best not to mention you're expecting another guy, that might spoil the fantasy about you being just for me.
Even if you didn't have another appointment we know you have a real life to attend to.
Shauna Sha's words of wisdom....Don't want to be next????;) BE FIRST!!! I think instead of saying I have a "next" client..I will say.....I am having lunch at 1>2>3>4>5> and 6 pm!
 

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Shauna, I got alot of jizz saved up for you honey, and I don't no-show! Merry Christmas!
 

What For

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LOL that's awesome advice What For :) Hmm... problem with me sometimes is that one big sloppy kiss will make ME late for the next client because I'll want MOOOREEEE! haha
LOL you asked for a solution.....if you lack the discipline to execute I can't do anything to help you there!!
 

Art Mann

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LOL that's awesome advice What For :) Hmm... problem with me sometimes is that one big sloppy kiss will make ME late for the next client because I'll want MOOOREEEE! haha
If What For can't help you with "MOOOREEEE!" Lora, I'll be happy to.
 

bone_man

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Having been off the board for a week or so I found this one of the most hilarious and difficuct threads to follow.... starting out with Shauna "venting" - been there, done that... I have t-shirts too if you want one!

This one then ends up with how you want to kick the client out before the next shows up... well guys should be a little smarter than that, you shouldn't have to kick them out... if you paid for an hour boys, and your pushing 1 hr 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes or whatever.... get off your lazy ass and get dressed... I don't like my session starting late and neither should anyone else so a little common sense and courtesy goes a long way...

Oh yeah and I haven't quite figured out the middle of this thread with HOF jizzing Shauna and some hot tub flogging!?! wtf? I missed a lot in a week....
 

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She kept him informed and he said "sure" like he was agreeable - no mention of changing his mind.
Then he bailed, that's unreliable.
Ummm..... am I the only one who has enough experience with gfs that whenever someone says "sure" or "fine", that it means it's neither fine, nor an agreement?
 

jayman

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I am quite regular with Shauna and was one of the people who was looking for a last minute appointment on tuesday but was politely told no because she had a long booking. This was going to be my last session before the New Year.
I often have to book last minute due to work scheduling but Shauna is as accommodating as possible. I would have taken a part of this time, had a chance to say Merry Christmas to Shauna, and "paid" for the time together.

Shauna is amazing and fun but this is a business for her.

I say "out the guy" for being a no show. I have missed appointments in the past but always called to cancel.
It's about respect. As for Shauna posting this thread - She is one of the few of us actually paying to be on the board. It's the paying posters who really support TERB. The rest of us are just fluff.

Merry Christmas Shauna and for the dick who stood you up cost and me a visit - kiss my ass.

Cheers,

Jayman
 

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You can be blunt as long as it's done with smile and in a friendly way. Probably best not to mention you're expecting another guy, that might spoil the fantasy about you being just for me.
Even if you didn't have another appointment we know you have a real life to attend to.
I agree with this.
The problem I have is when does a session start? If I have a 1pm appointment, show up at 1:05 because you have to take the elevator, take another 10 minutes for the business part and hellos. Did the session start at 1pm or 1:15pm?
 

Meat Manager

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I agree with this.
The problem I have is when does a session start? If I have a 1pm appointment, show up at 1:05 because you have to take the elevator, take another 10 minutes for the business part and hellos. Did the session start at 1pm or 1:15pm?
I would say it's 1pm. It starts when the door opens. Chit chatting and all that can be done after you step in. That's like saying "do you fuck for exactly one hour because that's what you're paying for?" It's the experience. Going over time for a client is up to the SP (should the client have no where else to be).
I am usually very talkative (understatement) and I don't charge extra for the time I go over - it was my choice to keep it going because I like the conversation. If I know someone is coming next, I try to steer towards the doorway and respond less. Then it's a hug goodbye and well wishes to motivate the departure.

If a client is going over (and I mean insists I keep going at the erotic stuff and not just dressed talking to me) and I know that there is another booking for after, then yes I am rather blunt and usually joke "you can stay if you like, but I'm not sure how to blend you into the decor for my next booking" - or something to that effect. That usually sparks an "oh, there is someone after me?" kinda response and the client is then aware he is pushing it for my time. Mostly I want it to be a positive ending, so I go all out to accommodate that goal.

I space my sessions out at least a half hour to give time to clean up, air out, and make sure that anyone coming/going doesn't run into each other. I can only do so much to be discrete and cannot control if a guy decides to be early and just show up at the door. Ladies, I'm sure you know what I mean.
 

SHAUNA SHA

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I am quite regular with Shauna and was one of the people who was looking for a last minute appointment on tuesday but was politely told no because she had a long booking. This was going to be my last session before the New Year.
I often have to book last minute due to work scheduling but Shauna is as accommodating as possible. I would have taken a part of this time, had a chance to say Merry Christmas to Shauna, and "paid" for the time together.

Shauna is amazing and fun but this is a business for her.

I say "out the guy" for being a no show. I have missed appointments in the past but always called to cancel.
It's about respect. As for Shauna posting this thread - She is one of the few of us actually paying to be on the board. It's the paying posters who really support TERB. The rest of us are just fluff.

Merry Christmas Shauna and for the dick who stood you up cost and me a visit - kiss my ass.

Cheers,

Jayman
Ohhh God..you make me laugh.... But thanks hun...Missed ya too...
 
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