Body parts pun thread

[great bear]

I just wanted to be first so I can get a leg up on the rest of you.

 

[gcostanza]

Don't stick your neck out.

 

[red]

I just wanted to be first so I can get a leg up on the rest of you.

is this the only way for you to get a head?

 

[great bear]

is this the only way for you to get a head?

Butt out of my thread Red.

 

[gcostanza]

Butt out of my thread Red.

You have to hand it to the bear.

 

[Carling]

I just wanted to be first so I can get a leg up on the rest of you.

you can't stomach being behind

 

[Ben Hogan]

These threads make me thigh.

 

[great bear]

you can't stomach being behind

You are a waist of my time Carling.

 

[Carling]

You are a waist of my time Carling.

cmon bear...you kneed me

 

[great bear]

cmon bear...you kneed me

Well, you did put your best foot forward.

 

[shack]

I promised to not pun and only make sacroiliacastic comments.

 

[great bear]

I promised to not pun and only make sacroiliacastic comments.

You have some nerve with that pun!

 

[NHFL]

You have some nerve with that pun!

Stop making a pancreas of yourself. This is the silliest thread I have ever spleen.

 

[Twister]

You guys are starting to break my testicles...

 

[SoftHands813]

OK, I'm armed for this battle.

 

[knob&tube]

He's not fast nor slow, he's half assed.

 

[Butler1000]

He's not fast nor slow, he's half assed.

Sorry I'm late guys, thanks for toe-ing the line till I could get here....

 

[elwoodinontario]

At the SkyDome, It'll cost you an arm and a leg to get a weenie.

 

[Butler1000]

At the SkyDome, It'll cost you an arm and a leg to get a weenie.

Ya that really gets under my skin too......

 

[shack]

At the SkyDome, It'll cost you an arm and a leg to get a weenie.

Who nose if he can deliver them by coeurier in time tibia factor in the cuntest.