Finally met woman I had been emailing/texting and we were both coming from someplace else going back to our SO's. She got in the back of my truck, I unzipped my pants and voila, she needed no other invite and she sucked the deadly sperm buildup (dsb) that had been accumulating and swallowed every drop.
What is your quickest sensual encounter a civilian?
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Once upon a time in the early 80s in a town far, far away...
I was invited to a party while visiting a friend in TO. Other then my friend I didn't know anyone else there.
It was a revenge BJ and fuck by her.
Her recent ex was at the party with a new girl.
She started hitting on me the newbie. I had no idea that I was about to be used.
We were quickly upstairs and the fun began.
Revenge sex, when you are on the receiving side, is the best.
Well, her strategy worked. Later in the evening her ex started a tussle with me about said events, his new squeeze left screaming.
My sloppy seconds left with her former ex.
Never saw either again, but I have fondle memories of a great encounter.
Timeline was about 20-30 minutes from face to face meeting to mashing of the uglies.
I was invited to a party while visiting a friend in TO. Other then my friend I didn't know anyone else there.
It was a revenge BJ and fuck by her.
Her recent ex was at the party with a new girl.
She started hitting on me the newbie. I had no idea that I was about to be used.
We were quickly upstairs and the fun began.
Revenge sex, when you are on the receiving side, is the best.
Well, her strategy worked. Later in the evening her ex started a tussle with me about said events, his new squeeze left screaming.
My sloppy seconds left with her former ex.
Never saw either again, but I have fondle memories of a great encounter.
Timeline was about 20-30 minutes from face to face meeting to mashing of the uglies.
The absolute quickest was at some bar on my first night in New Orleans during Mardi Gras.
We were bar hopping, and getting wasted when 2 girls came up to me and basically told me they were going to take me back to their place.
Within 15 minutes I was getting kicked out of The bar for getting a blowjob in The ladies bathroom... classy, I know.
I lost both girls in the crowd outside (sort of on purpose) and then met the girl I would spend the next week with about an hour later.
Probably the best vacation I ever had, and Probably not so great for the buddy I went with...
I'm too old for Tinder, and that's probably a very good thing, but meeting girls on Lavalife back in the day was pretty easy.
We were bar hopping, and getting wasted when 2 girls came up to me and basically told me they were going to take me back to their place.
Within 15 minutes I was getting kicked out of The bar for getting a blowjob in The ladies bathroom... classy, I know.
I lost both girls in the crowd outside (sort of on purpose) and then met the girl I would spend the next week with about an hour later.
Probably the best vacation I ever had, and Probably not so great for the buddy I went with...
I'm too old for Tinder, and that's probably a very good thing, but meeting girls on Lavalife back in the day was pretty easy.
Years ago when I was unemployed, I had some luck being an extra in shoots.
First you have to join an agency which have the balls to charge you to join. It is incredible that you have to pay $150 for a very casual part time job that pays minimum wage in a first world country. They say you have to cover their pretend expenses for a photo shoot which is your standard passport photo. Cost is $150. To keep busy you have to join several agencies. Every business has recruiting expenses FFS! and they do not ask you to pay for the fucking interview because that would be fucking illegal! Have no clue as to how they get away with it..
It was summer and lots of shoots so I was always working.
You stand around all day which is bad and good as you now get to chat with others.
If shoot goes all day the law states they have to feed you crap from KFC which is cold chicken and cold soggy fries
On the positive side you do get to watch some actual shoots which last a few minutes then they shoot the scene over until the director is happy.
They only get in a few minutes of shoot a day which is why a movie shoot take months.
As an extra sometimes you are asked to walk around or stand in a crowd with zero direction as to who you are supposed to be and what your motivation is so you act clueless and they seem happy with that. Your real job as an extra is to stay the fuck out of everyones way so take a book to read.
Best shoots are the ones that last a few days as now you have time to meet people. I observed that people will quickly form clicks of triads. Seems like that is human nature.
Be friendly, act like a gentleman, dress neat and tell jokes and smile and you may get lucky as some very nice girls do go there to meet guys who comport themselves like a real gentlemen who knows how to socialize. Amazing how some really nice girls are looking for a SO. WTF else would they pay $150 for a part time minimum wage job?
I met a three lovely girls that summer and also a cute cock teaser who had paid $150 just to enjoy the power trip of cock teasing. I got lucky. Even the cock teaser was interesting. I have no TERB brag how I got a quick BJ from all three. I think the cock teaser finally got her dream job in the winery district as a cork soaker.
A somewhat interesting side story.
I met Mag Rufman, who is a small Canadian TV star from the Ann of Green Gables mini series and some TV repair show she hosted, who had a bit part in one of the movies.
Now that I reflect on it, I think she had a deal with a fellow actress friend where they would pick out who they thought was good looking and the friend would mention to the guy that the other one said you were good looking.
I had joked a bit with Maggie between takes (where she was shot by a terrorist and had to lie down and pretend she was dead) then later this other actress told me Maggie thought I was good looking. I later found out she had said the same thing to someone else and I heard Maggie tell someone else this other actress thought he was good looking.
First you have to join an agency which have the balls to charge you to join. It is incredible that you have to pay $150 for a very casual part time job that pays minimum wage in a first world country. They say you have to cover their pretend expenses for a photo shoot which is your standard passport photo. Cost is $150. To keep busy you have to join several agencies. Every business has recruiting expenses FFS! and they do not ask you to pay for the fucking interview because that would be fucking illegal! Have no clue as to how they get away with it..
It was summer and lots of shoots so I was always working.
You stand around all day which is bad and good as you now get to chat with others.
If shoot goes all day the law states they have to feed you crap from KFC which is cold chicken and cold soggy fries
On the positive side you do get to watch some actual shoots which last a few minutes then they shoot the scene over until the director is happy.
They only get in a few minutes of shoot a day which is why a movie shoot take months.
As an extra sometimes you are asked to walk around or stand in a crowd with zero direction as to who you are supposed to be and what your motivation is so you act clueless and they seem happy with that. Your real job as an extra is to stay the fuck out of everyones way so take a book to read.
Best shoots are the ones that last a few days as now you have time to meet people. I observed that people will quickly form clicks of triads. Seems like that is human nature.
Be friendly, act like a gentleman, dress neat and tell jokes and smile and you may get lucky as some very nice girls do go there to meet guys who comport themselves like a real gentlemen who knows how to socialize. Amazing how some really nice girls are looking for a SO. WTF else would they pay $150 for a part time minimum wage job?
I met a three lovely girls that summer and also a cute cock teaser who had paid $150 just to enjoy the power trip of cock teasing. I got lucky. Even the cock teaser was interesting. I have no TERB brag how I got a quick BJ from all three. I think the cock teaser finally got her dream job in the winery district as a cork soaker.
A somewhat interesting side story.
I met Mag Rufman, who is a small Canadian TV star from the Ann of Green Gables mini series and some TV repair show she hosted, who had a bit part in one of the movies.
Now that I reflect on it, I think she had a deal with a fellow actress friend where they would pick out who they thought was good looking and the friend would mention to the guy that the other one said you were good looking.
I had joked a bit with Maggie between takes (where she was shot by a terrorist and had to lie down and pretend she was dead) then later this other actress told me Maggie thought I was good looking. I later found out she had said the same thing to someone else and I heard Maggie tell someone else this other actress thought he was good looking.
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That would be interesting, What is the quickest BJ you ever gave to a civilian in a normal social situation ( male strippers and internet hook ups do not ) ? What was your motivation? Were you happy after it was over? Are you still happy you did it? How many times have you done it and would you do it again?
Not sure if this is an urban myth. There was a story a few years ago about an HIV infected civilian woman engaging in free sex with random civilian men.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toron...e-threat-by-hiding-hiv-status-police-1.680233
Guys, be sure to wear a rubber.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toron...e-threat-by-hiding-hiv-status-police-1.680233
Guys, be sure to wear a rubber.
Left a downtown bar a few years back & split a cab with some chick that was also staying & the airport. One thing lead to another & she was unzipping me on the gardner! She was a good girl & swallowed all the evidence. Dropped her off at her hotel first & told her i'd be back. Cabby dropped me off a few blocks up at mine & he said your not going back are you. Maybe next time I said, was too pickled to bust again.
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1 It is not easy for a girl to pick up a guy. It takes effort, esp if she has high hunk standards and is a GND and she may get rejected and it is not safe and there are emotional complications...
2 Lot easer for a girl, by far, to go to a MP and pick a guy out of a lineup and get a real massage where she sets the limits with no chance of rejection and in/out in one hour, but such MPs do not exist
MPs for women do not exist because of , as you mentioned, social stigma. Another huge factor is girls do not have $$$$$$$$ like guys do, IMHO
I am stunned those phone lines are real and so effective
Are they still around?
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Around 2000-2002 was the golden age for Yahoo chat rooms and I got a ton of pussy from this route.
One evening I randomly messaged someone in the Toronto chat room. Turns out this was her first time on the system. 40s hot blonde milf divorcee, good job at bank, lived alone in a nice place downtown. 3 hours later I was knocking at her door, 1 hour after that we were in her living room with my cock in her mouth. I left the next morning.
One evening I randomly messaged someone in the Toronto chat room. Turns out this was her first time on the system. 40s hot blonde milf divorcee, good job at bank, lived alone in a nice place downtown. 3 hours later I was knocking at her door, 1 hour after that we were in her living room with my cock in her mouth. I left the next morning.
Quest chat line still exists.
I call it every once in a while when I am up for a bit of a hunt.
It is nowhere near the way it was years ago, but you can still score if you call at the right time (I find late Friday night or late Saturday night) and are patient.
I am currently reeling in someone I met on Quest about a month ago.
It was a Friday night, late... she had gone out for dinner with friends, got home and was bored.
Her divorce was just being finalized, we talked, it it off and ended up having some really fun phone sex.
We have been trading pics and dirty talking ever since.
Only reason we haven't been able to hook up yet is because of schedules.
Don't mean to hijack the thread... my only point is that you can still score on the chat lines.
good to know
which ones are the best and how expensive are they?
Actually, it sounds like a lot of effort and time to meet someone you may not like when you finally do meet
A month has passed and you maybe will meet someone. And this seems like a huge maybe. She might find someone else or she could be a cockteaser or she could chicken out or just change her mind....
When Yahoo chat first came out it was like shooting fish in a barrel. I cant even begin to count how many women I met back then. I was single and had a nice place of my own so would invite them over to have a drink or hang out and swear I met at least 1-2 different women a week.... Some were better looking than others and some I invited back and some I did not. Went through a box of condoms a week easily .... Oh those were the days
You are right.
The ROI really isn't there... but I still call up here and there because I enjoy a little bit of a chase and I tend to have success here and there.
I may never meet this chick, and if I don't I'm fine with that.
I've already had quite a bit of fun with her over the phone, so from my perspective, I am already ahead of the game if we never meet.
I only call Quest. Although I have a very strong suspicion that they all interconnect with one another.
That is based on conversations I have had with people online.
Agreed,Yahoo chat was insane.The internet was still relatively young and the idea of being "catfished"or"played" etc. was not really engrianed in the ladies minds like it is today.It was the one time in my life where getting fucked became to much of chore due to trying to schedule them so one did not bump the other leaving the apartment lol. Based on pure sexual availablity i do miss those days alot.
I also got to travel to met a few ladies.In Sept. 2002 I drove to Moncton and stayed with a lady for two days from yahoo chat.....horny milf in her late 30's.Onto Montreal for 4 days and two yahoo chatters and then to Belleville for 3 days before landing in T.O for 3 days with another lady.Never paid a dime in hotel fees and a hot meal was always there.Jesus , what fun and fond memories...
This was the days before FACEBOOK, everyone having cell phones, and a million ways to track someone.I miss that time period. To OP's question? Quickest BJ was about 45 minutes .Girl on a chat line.For a drive home....i shit you not.
