General Inquiry For Married Men....

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trippingwalker

trippingwalker

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Just a curious question... I'm looking to add to my arsenal of lies and deceit lol

How do you married men, especially the guys with kids, how do you find/make the time to see SPs? My guess would be that you have jobs/careers that involve travel, meeting clients for appointments, etc etc. I just find it damn near impossible to get 1-2 hours of private time... the wife is aware of my schedule 24/7 and hobbying is just getting increasingly difficult as time marches on.

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Butler1000

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Add something just for you to the schedule. Could be a workout, an offsite hobby. And once you've established that as routine then you are set.
 
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basketcase

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Butler1000 said:
Add something just for you to the schedule. Could be a workout, an offsite hobby. And once you've established that as routine then you are set.
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Start playing a team sport. She'll get used to you going out a night or two a week and you have a built in excuse for showering and if you happen to 'miss' a game now and then...
(disclosure- I'm not married so can't guarantee its success)
 
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kkelso

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Never married, but work in an industry that keeps tabs on you like am overzealous SO :)

- Basketball, squash, racquetball, something that involves showering - say you have to do it because of sucking up to a new boss
- Volunteer work (this is a tough sell if you're a jerk)
- Counseling of some sort, the easiest idea is some sort of support group
- Your company has targeted you for an off-hours development program so you see a mentor for a couple hours every time he is in town (this is a personal favorite)
- Co-worker with a long, lingering illness and everyone at work has decided to rotate visiting them while they are in the hospital

Good luck - KK
 
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Perry Mason

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Just go out and have a good time...

Come home with liquor on your breath, sweaty, your clothes and hair a bit disheveled, lipstick on your shirt collar and slap your wife gently on her ass and say "OK honey, you're next!"

Perry
 
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My favourite excuse when anyone asks me what I was doing when I was hobbying is that I was at the gym. The advantages are that I don't know anyone at the gym (unlike a sports team), so there's no chance that anyone could somehow inform an SO that in fact I wasn't at the gym; also, it explains why I smell like a different soap.

But this only works if you see an SP/MPA who's close to you. If you have to drive far, have the SP/MPA session, then drive back, the amount of time it takes would probably be longer than the reasonable length of a workout. (Although you can also say that you went to get a post-workout snack to make the times match better)
 
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Butler1000

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Perry Mason said:
Just go out and have a good time...

Come home with liquor on your breath, sweaty, your clothes and hair a bit disheveled, lipstick on your shirt collar and slap your wife gently on her ass and say "OK honey, you're next!"

Perry
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That's the advanced course for old school manly men like us. If they have to ask the question then we gotta start them in slow to easing the nut sack out of her purse.
 
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dirkd101

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As others have stated, build something into your life that can be a good excuse when hobbying. A sport is always great. Get away during the work day, sex for lunch is always nice.
 
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huckfinn

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bassetto87 said:
My favourite excuse when anyone asks me what I was doing when I was hobbying is that I was at the gym. The advantages are that I don't know anyone at the gym (unlike a sports team), so there's no chance that anyone could somehow inform an SO that in fact I wasn't at the gym; also, it explains why I smell like a different soap.
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Just hope she doesn't decide to go to the same gym.....

If you have kids, join a gym that doesn't offer child care while you are working out, so one of you needs to stay home with the kids.
 
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explorerzip

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bassetto87 said:
My favourite excuse when anyone asks me what I was doing when I was hobbying is that I was at the gym. The advantages are that I don't know anyone at the gym (unlike a sports team), so there's no chance that anyone could somehow inform an SO that in fact I wasn't at the gym; also, it explains why I smell like a different soap.

But this only works if you see an SP/MPA who's close to you. If you have to drive far, have the SP/MPA session, then drive back, the amount of time it takes would probably be longer than the reasonable length of a workout. (Although you can also say that you went to get a post-workout snack to make the times match better)
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Problem of using going to the gym as you're cover is if your beer gut never goes down ;)
 
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oil&gas

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Can't believe finding the time for a 30--60 min SP or MP session
could be such a challenge. Where I was working years ago some
some staff could have 2 to 3 coffee breaks on one shift. Unless
you are working at a remote location opportunity to sneak
sneak away for a short while couldn't be a rarity for many
jobs. People even find the time to have extra-marital affair.
Wife of an ex-neighbor slept with me when husband was
away, for instance.
 
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thumper18474

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Treading water as I float down the river of time.
If you work for a company that has to keep their employees up to date on the latest....WHATEVERS....just say you got a training course...upgrading your skill set in whatever it is you do
Unless she keeps tabs on your company profile/business...it shouldnt be too hard to get a free morning or afternoon....to play

My company gives us training courses out our ass...so when I want a full play day..its...BTW...got a course tomorrow..if I want some freedom to play
we have multiple sites so sometimes its...got a course at this site or that site if I am seeing a lady in the area......that way I have an alibi for why i was in the area should anything go wrong...
 
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One key question is, are you expected to have your cell available constantly? That makes it tough. If that's the case then logically you need to be doing something where you wouldn't ordinarily respond to a cell. Bicycle riding. If you can find a local lady that will let you bring your bike in, you can go for a 15 minute ride rather than a two hour ride. Jogging is also good, most sports.

Anything where you can take one or more events that you actually do and claim they took longer. Line-ups where there are actually none.

Here's an idea: make a doctor's appointment in advance, go there , see the doctor for some ordinary thing, but claim that you went to a drop-in clinic and had to wait two hours.
If you
 
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