Non-rhyme reviews? Given my reviews are essentially; “saw her, liked her, might see her again“ that would be boring. There‘s no narcissism in THAT! Plus there is no way I can hope to meet the standard set by your Portugal reviews

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Huh, maybe some sort of combo-cuneiform with GIFs and music a’la the Jenesis review?
Snippets from Tchaikovsky’s compendium finished with Nancy Sinatra’s hit, as the bodacious & intriguing Ariel already ‘owns’ the obvious Tchaikovsky ending, to form a non-written aural review?
Meh, only two at Ambition would drive me to perform that level of effort (well, AND the always elegant & lovely Tanya of course, that’s just a
given)….still… hmmmm..