Stop being so picky

[escortsxxx]

I totally agree with your post and understand your point, although...

I would never want a client to see me who, for example, really really dislikes tattoos but is trying to "broaden his horizons" and I am left feeling like he is not attracted to me during our session because I can sense his body language and verbal cues.

I want my clients to have some form of sexual attraction to me. Knowing my client finds me irresistible is actually a turn on and the confidence it gives me during a session helps my passion.

If they truly dislike sexworkers my age, my weight, or with attributes I have, I would rather they not see me.

It could lead to a bad experience for them and I or a negative review that is undeserved only because they had seen me knowing I am not their type.
And I have seen this review issue happen many times, not personally thank heavens.

I am going the reverse direction. More and more picky. Experimentation is a good phase, but then you know what you like. Of course, the difference in price from when I started to now is a factor mentally - as is the general shift in personality of this generation.
That being said, the principle is sound. But really how close do you get even when being "picky" to your platonic ideal? And in defense to the idea - unexpected gems are a blast!

 

[tastingyou]

Same here... I actually try to avoid girls that are too pretty or too young. I prefer mature and service oriented woman with great attitude.

BINGO !! During my 15 year career it is fairly obvious to me that the chances are much greater of having a terrific experience with a MILF or a GILF than with a provider under 25. As a result I never book anyone under 40 [ just playing the odds , and personal preferences ] . Usually more affordable, more reliable , more extensive menu and less restrictions, more anxious to please and better personalities . They also realize the value of developing a repeat clientele . Not to say that there is less risk of being scammed or robbed or running into a pimp .

 

[squeezer]

To me, picky is when guys complain about only getting a cbj, not being able to DFK/LFK or no DATY/DATO.

These things are very trivial in my eyes and shouldn't be a reason not to see provider. But so many guys use this as make or break reasoning.

It hilarious to me that a peice of 1mm thick plastic will turn guys off to a woman.

I am on the opposite end. To me a CBJ and no DATY is a session boner killer, thank God it has rarely happened.

I will take a fun 6/10 over a stuck-up 10/10 with major restriction any time anywhere, in the civvie world and paid world.

 

[LC18]

Thank you everyone for participating and being respectful. It’s always nice to read different opinions.

 

[DesRicardo]

I am on the opposite end. To me a CBJ and no DATY is a session boner killer, thank God it has rarely happened.

I don't understand it.

I've seen review where guys say they had a great session, but won't repeat due to CBJ or no DFK.

A thin peice of plastic or a kiss is stopping you from having another great session? Safe sex is a session killer?

It's unreasonable to me.

 

[squeezer]

I don't understand it.

I've seen review where guys say they had a great session, but won't repeat due to CBJ or no DFK.

A thin peice of plastic or a kiss is stopping you from having another great session? Safe sex is a session killer?

It's unreasonable to me.

I would never claim a session with a CBJ and no kissing is a great session. It is a boner killer. I would never show the young lady my disappointment as not completely to ruin the session but I would never go back or recommend her to anyone. If it were a civvie I'd never see her again. Luckily, I can count on one hand the number of times this has happened, but Squeezie Jr. has a mind of his own and knows what he likes and when he will or will not rise to the occasion.

 

[Burldude]

I would never claim a session with a CBJ and no kissing is a great session. It is a boner killer. I would never show the young lady my disappointment as not completely to ruin the session but I would never go back or recommend her to anyone. If it were a civvie I'd never see her again. Luckily, I can count on one hand the number of times this has happened, but Squeezie Jr. has a mind of his own and knows what he likes and when he will or will not rise to the occasion.

Lol burldude junior is costing me a fortune.

 

[squeezer]

Lol burldude junior is costing me a fortune.

You have to take the financing away from the little dude man! Every now and then introduce him to Linda Palm. The little cutie with the little wig on the index finger and smelling like hand cream.

 

[AlmaOttawaMA]

Totally agree mate - attitude and hygiene is all I look for, hmm ok and recommendations.

This..
Same with the men!

Attitude and hygiene, that's it.

So simple! yet so many people still haven't figured it out all these years later. Smh.

 

[squeezer]

This..
Same with the men!

Attitude and hygiene, that's it.

So simple! yet so many people still haven't figured it out all these years later. Smh.

 

[AlmaOttawaMA]

Bwahahaha

That fella is so on point!

I don't understand how some guys come out of the shower all squeaky clean yet their behind still smells or it's got a brown smudge or dingoberry stuck to a hair. What's the point in showering if your going to miss thee most important body part!

Sure, their Ds are clean but you can still smell the ass heat emanating and it travels to the front, the balls don't block the smell!

So just bc of that
I keep wet wipes next to me n do my own little wipe down when s1 comes out of the shower cuz I've learned over time, just bc s1 had a shower doesn't mean they washed their a$$!

That clip was gold, thx for sharing squeezer
Cheers!

 

[Burldude]

This clip was from the 60's? Guys (and girls) have not learned anything since then?

 

[kherg007]

This clip was from the 60's? Guys (and girls) have not learned anything since then?

And they were hairier back then!

 

[squeezer]

Bwahahaha

That fella is so on point!

I don't understand how some guys come out of the shower all squeaky clean yet their behind still smells or it's got a brown smudge or dingoberry stuck to a hair. What's the point in showering if your going to miss thee most important body part!

Sure, their Ds are clean but you can still smell the ass heat emanating and it travels to the front, the balls don't block the smell!

So just bc of that
I keep wet wipes next to me n do my own little wipe down when s1 comes out of the shower cuz I've learned over time, just bc s1 had a shower doesn't mean they washed their a$$!

That clip was gold, thx for sharing squeezer
Cheers!

Young lady, you owe me a shirt. I just spit my coffee all over another clean shirt!!! Dingoberry, smudges, OH MY, EW fuck!!! LOL

Nothing beats a bidet at home! It cleans and makes one's ass sparkle. THen add in a shower and one is dingoberry free. Plus shaving the ass hair helps a lot.

I should be a clean ass consultant but nobody would be able to afford me dammit.

 

[AlmaOttawaMA]

Young lady, you owe me a shirt. I just spit my coffee all over another clean shirt!!! Dingoberry, smudges, OH MY, EW fuck!!! LOL

Nothing beats a bidet at home! It cleans and makes one's ass sparkle. THen add in a shower and one is dingoberry free. Plus shaving the ass hair helps a lot.

I should be a clean ass consultant but nobody would be able to afford me dammit.

I'm Sorry! I Didn't mean to dirty your shirt! "Oh my ew fuck" bwahahaha You made me laugh w that


Btw, I have a bidet too! Your like the 2nd or 3rd person I know who have one! Bidet owners are a rarity and a gem! Now I know you have the cleanest ass in the city! One can literally eat a meal off your ass!

And you should be a clean ass consultant! That's funny cuz I say something similar. Like literally I should be sales rep for these bidet companies cuz I'm always trying to get ppl to buy one and they're not even expensive anymore! Probably cuz they keep getting fancier and fancier. I just have a basic hot n cold one for balls and Puss. But they have ones out now complete with seat warmer, night lights, slow closing cover, Bluetooth, ect, theirs really some big pimpin' bidets out now!

Curious to know what kind of bidet u have now!

Gotta love being part of the bidet club, but we gotta get the club bigger! Lol

***Only con to the bidet is, cleaning it. Right behind the toilet seat cover where the plastic crews are I find difficult to clean. I don't know what u use but I get right in there with a few q tips cuz the spaces are small and thin and I can't clean it with with just a regular paper towel properly. Clorox spray and q tips is the only things I have found that work to get in those small nooks and crannies! But apart from that I just loovvve having a bidet! Cheers to u fellow bidet owner! Lol

 

[onomatopoeia]

Bwahahaha

That fella is so on point!

... or it's got a brown smudge or dingoberry stuck to a hair....

FYI:

It's dingleberry, Alma, not dingo... Alternate spelling: dingle berry; dingle-berry.



Synonyms include 'will not' and 'klingon'.

 

[AlmaOttawaMA]

I never feel “clean” unless I have clean my butt in water while showering.

I feel guilty. Not sure how others just work with paper.
Now I understood why my women used to keep “wet wipes” in their purse. Fuck hail women who keep themselves k
Clean.

I didn't think much of butt hygiene til I met this German guy back in 2005, he used to keep flushable wipes on the back of his toilet. At first I thought he had a kid he wasn't telling me about so I asked him why do u have wet wipes? As i've never seen a guy own wipes before so he told me and I started buying my own from them on lol

Then in 2015 I met a guy who kept a water bottle next to the toilet so I asked him do u drink water even when it on the can? He laughed and said that's how he cleaned his butt. After he'd take a shit he'd pour the water bottle on his ass wash it til it was clean. So I asked him if he used his hand while doing that and he said that he did. Ewww I thought! And I was dating him then so I made sure he always washed his hands with soap and water after he came out of the bathroom
The last step in this butt cleaning saga was when I got a condo in Quebec and a hose was hanging next to the toilet, I asked what that was for and was told it's a basic bidet. I started experimenting with it and omg it was cccccold!

But after that I went online and started researching bidets and found out they have hot water options so I bought one, installed it myself and the rest is history. Once u have a bidet u can never go back! Their ahhhmazing.

Not to mention it massages ur ass too! I could sit there all day and just enjoy the feeling of getting a nice ass massage via bidet.

I highly recommend getting one! Amazon has one with hot water options for $38 now!

 

[onomatopoeia]

I don't get dingleberries because in 2009, I shaved the hair on my butt cheeks and in my ass crack before a date, and it never grew back! Nobody believes this story, but I swear it's true.

I also had hairs at the top of my ass crack that I couldn't get with a razor, so I yanked them out with my fingers. They grew back initially, but after a couple more times, they were gone forever, too.

 

[AlmaOttawaMA]

FYI:

It's dingleberry, Alma, not dingo... Alternate spelling: dingle berry; dingle-berry.

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Synonyms include 'will not' and 'klingon'.

My bad! I learned that word from my American ex, he used to call his Cuban ex-wife a *dingoberry*.

Ive never heard of either til I crossed paths with that donkey. I kinda like dingo better tho it has a better ring to it. I'll probably just keep saying it too cuz it just runs off my tongue nicely amongst other things!

 

[AlmaOttawaMA]

I don't get dingleberries because in 2009, I shaved the hair on my butt cheeks and in my ass crack before a date, and it never grew back! Nobody believes this story, but I swear it's true.

I also had hairs at the top of my ass crack that I couldn't get with a razor, so I yanked them out with my fingers. They grew back initially, but after a couple more times, they were gone forever, too.

I believe you!

I wonder what razor you used to get such get results! I have a small patch of hair just above my crack and I constantly have to shave or wax it.

Apparently it was trendy a few years back to bleach ass hairs on women? Not sure how trendy it was but my friend and her sister were doing it and asked me if I wanted to bleach it with them. I said no and she waxed it off for me instead lol

You're one of the lucky ones! That's a hard to reach place. I wish mine would stop growing, other option is laser but that hurts too much imo til then, I only use men's razors as they shave 1000x better then women's razors!