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    Busted? Ever got caught?

    Webroot`s Windows Washer is really good, but if you want to go the cheap route, here`s how to remove typed URLs in IE: start->run->(type in regedit). In regedit, go to My Computer->HKEY_CURRENT_USER->Software->Microsoft->Internet Explorer->TypedURLs. Delete all the URLs you see in the right...
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    Canadian native and NYC's #1 escort arrested!

    Yet another reason to not hobby at home. I may have some modicum (ha, you gotta love words with cum in it) of discretion, but I have zero control over the lack of discretion of the agency owner or the girls. Granted, 99% of them would rather not say a word, but all it takes is 1 or 2 dumb asses...
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    The Lover Style Profile Test

    Disclaimer: I'm no James Bond. :) BTW, is there a The Crappy Lover or The Premature Ejaculator category in this test, or is this one of those Special Olympics tests in which everybody wins? The Suave Lover 36% partner focus, 71% aggressiveness, 30% adventurousness Based on the results of...
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    Should I give up the adult biz and move bk to Ottawa?

    Bananaman, you offer the right advice, but I'd say that meeting people in the city is a heck of a lot easier than meeting people in the burbs where everyone is in a car. At least in the city, you see more hotties up close and have far more chances, if not to meet them, at least to have them...
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    Shiiiit -- I'm turning 30 in one hour.

    I hear the ring of truth your comment, but I must say it depends on how much you have accomplished. If you have 1/100 of Bill Gate's money and a trophy wife, then mid-30s isn't so bad. If not, yes, then it's everything you say it is. :(
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    Ladies: The Cheese Factor is Very High Indeed on your ads

    Even the well-written and somewhat truthful profiles of high-end providers are akin to personal ads -- they amplify only the best parts of themselves. There's nothing wrong with the approach, but as a customer, I have to go in with the mindset that as hot as these girls are, they're just humans...
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    Ladies: The Cheese Factor is Very High Indeed on your ads

    Wow, Mao must have been wearing his non-flammable underwear when he wrote this.
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    Body of Alicia Ross Found

    Not to belittle women's problems, but when it comes to violent crimes, men are the overwhelming majority of victims. I guess we just put ourselves in more crazy situations.
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    Suggestions for Ohio ?

    Some Explanation for the Motherlodes Baltimoron listed these cities as SP heavens, and I'm venturing some theories for these cities' heaven status. In the US, the following cities have large SP industries with LE ignoring it (but don't be surprised if there's an occasional bust): Fort...
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    UN report: Canada 4th best place to live

    And we Americans are endless obsessed with Canadian women. The U.S. is a great place to make boatloads of money, but it is not much fun if you want to stay on the right side of the laws, and there are god damn boatloads of laws. Why else would we be hanging on Terb if not for Canada's more...
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    UN report: Canada 4th best place to live

    Absolutely true. I invite everyone to work at my workplace for a week before they run screaming into the wind. There are a lot of rich guys, but I'm not sure what the heck they do for fun besides going to church.
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    CheckMate Semen Detection Test Kit...

    Well, the answer should be obvious -- make her wear the checkmate underwear on her head. :)
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    All Prostitution Illegal in Canada

    I was in TO a few weeks ago and watched a Canadian talk show with the topic "Should Prostitution be Legal". I think it was on CityTV. Did anyone see the same show? The host was a middle-aged woman. There were two hotties, one of whom was supposedly a former escort, and there was a Asian guy also...
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    working for yourself

    At the start, did you have a day job? If not, then who did you hire to carry all those coins for you? It had to be a very trustwrothy person considering how easily he could just grab a handful here and there. Nevermind, I see that you answered the question in subsequent posts.
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    Mail order Women

    Given all the interest in EE women, I'm surprised that nobody on this board has tried to go the EE dating route. Any success stories? Any horror stories?
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