Recent content by Celia

Doug Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy "trilogy". Hands down. Never fails. Read it again and again and again and again.

Two words: Tiger Balm. I rub it on my muscles when they're sore, wait 'till it kicks in to do my stretching, and I'm good to go. Sometimes I use it on my clients, on their shoulders and such. Personally, I prefer the 'hot' (clove+ginger) sensation over the 'cold' (menthol) feeling, so I go...

If you're white, sit behind the closest brown person if you can. It's easier on the train, because you can choose your seats. When they're done interrogating the poor soul, they'll spend less time on you. Sad, but it works. Also, you can try diverting their attention by acting embarrassed...

Just read a couple of great books by Tracy Quan, a Canadian ex-pat living in New York, "Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl", and the sequel, "Diary of a Married Manhattan Call Girl". Both are very fun and insightful, especially if you happen to be a call girl. I think Quan's books would be...

It's a great idea in theory. It makes reception more fun, and saves a girl from the having to launder her money. It's easier to sleep at night when you don't worry about being audited so much. Although one common problem with this scenario is that, if the secretary in question does not...

No, my dear... the problem is not your critieria... You're just trying too hard. And you've got it all backwards! When you focus on being the best version of yourself, rather than on gaining the attention of others, you will be the highly coveted person. Like moths to a flame. But you must...

Um, and gentlemen too- please take note!

Trollops of Toronto: Don't ever doubt for a second that you are making the world a better place, one lucky bastard at a time! Got this in my inbox this morning... Normally I don't 'do' chain letters, but I thought y'all might appreciate this. I spared you the end part about the 'sex fairy'...

Why didn't I think of ACDC? "Money Talks" is the best love song there ever was.... And I heard the new Black Eyed Peas single tonight on the radio... The hump Song, or whatever it's called- it's good! Thanks for the tips! xox celia*

I compiling a play list of all my favourite songs for gettin it on. Please feel free to add your suggestions! Here are some of mine: Barry White- Well, anything by Barry White Prince- "Little Red Corvet", "Kiss", almost anything by Prince also actually Marianne Baker- "Booty Call" -...

Jewellery Little boy walks in on his parents one day by accident and sees Mommy giving Daddy a blowjob. The next day he says to his Daddy, "Daddy, I saw you putting your pee-pee in Mommy's mouth last night", and Daddy says, "Yes, son". "Is that how Mommy gets babies?", the little boy...

It's sad, really. So many people are so miserable, just pawns in a game they don't even care about... They're only opportunity to feel like big shots is when they eat out and get to boss some poor waiter around... They're just projecting their misery onto you. They probably don't even realize...

Yikes...

Poor Britney... C-Section is a big operation.. My mom had one. It takes a long time to heal, and there is major scarring. She may be a celebrity, but that hurts... Poor thing... I hope Britney gets better soon and these mean hecklers stop insunating that they know anything about her sex life...

Hi Guys If any of you have been to Manhattan or live there, and if you've had some experience with any of the escort agencies in town, please share your stories. I am looking for a reputable agency to work with while I am visiting. Feel free to PM me. Thanks! Celia*