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This thread has given me an idea for a "American Pie"/"Porky's"-esque teen sex comedy about a buncha nerdy white geeks who choose to go to a Canadian university dominated by Asians because they think it'll give them a better chance of hooking up with Asian chicks, who they fetishize thanks to...

I'm guessing you're referring to this: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1911868

For you to call her a "clown" based on what she was wearing and how she acted is a valid opinion for you to have and express. (I don't necessarily agree, though.) But calling her a "cow" based on her looks and body shape is misogynistic and uncalled for. If you're gonna attack someone, attack...

An update of a classic joke... In response to her, Stephen Harper was later quoted as saying, “I have never been called upon to respond to a dominatrix before.” But you can tell he's lying. "How can you tell Stephen Harper is lying", you ask? His lips are moving.

The politically incorrect/tasteless joke answer would be: "The women get raped. They never do that twice..." True. But in both cases, men are violating an area that has been designated as "women only". If the men disagree with that designation, they should complain to the people who run...

Can't speak for all the progressives but, considering the shape of the average American (you know, *round*), I find it hard to believe that any TSA screener, gay or straight, *wants* to pat down hundreds of them each and every day. Personally, I think the ideal solution to this is to have all...

Obviously this story is fake. But I have to wonder how soon it'll be treated as "fact" by Fox News (who reported last week an Onion News article about Obama as fact on their website) and conservative bloggers who want to argue for a ban on gay TSA screeners.

Feeling sorry for the males really depends on if there's an reasonable expectation for the men to have known that they shouldn't have boarded the ladies train car. If so, they deserve the beating they got, just like if a North American man foolishly walked into the women's dressing room of his...

Since you bring up Apu from "The Simpsons", I have to wonder if we'll find out in the last episode that the reason why Apu charges the ridiculious prices he does at the Kwik-E-Mart is because he originally expected people to barter down to more reasonable prices but because the Springfield...

Nope. So my opinion of east indian people when it comes to bartering is probable racist, I guess. Oh well...what can you do?

If I was a SP dealing with East Indian guys who want to barter over the phone, here's what I would do: If someone with even a hint of an East Indian accent asks you for your price, automatically quote them whatever your regular price is plus an extra 20%. If they have any hesitation...

You missed an obvious one... "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by the Scorpions

Geez, didn't think I would get so many responses so soon afterwards... the rusty tromb: It's funny that you ask because I'm always bugging my friends, especially my chick friends, to hook me up but they usually brush me off, saying they don't like doing stuff like that (it's not something that...

Before I ask my questions, a little about this first-time poster. I'm a 24 year old male and, yes, I suffer from total lack of intimate experience. For most of my teenage years, I was a fat, lonely hermit with few friends and no contact with the female of the species. In recent years, I've...