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Portugese are all gung-ho until they lose, then they always start to root for Brazil. I have lots of Portugese friends, but I am of Scottish descent. Don't see me with an English flag just because the Scots can't field a decent team. I don't mind them flying the flag of their 'original'...

Nitehawk, nothing wrong with the name Marion. Could be worse, your parents could have named you Sheik (imagine being named after a condom). Once new a guy named Michael Mike. Or how about poor William Hung. My name is "Hard, Rock Hard"

Why is everyone so down on us Gemini's Is it our bi-polar natures? I am not a big believer in Astrology, but some of the stuff on this site hits close to home. Gemini and Cancer is bang on. I think I shall have to work thru the zodiac. Gemini and Aries, Gemini and Libra, Virgo...

Can't seem to find it Did Sheik ban the internet too? Link is not currently working.

You too! Looking for a virgin to sacrifice, know where I can find one?

DICK ! I have always enjoyed your posts and thought something earth-shattering must have occurred in your life to make you leave (i.e. found God, or a dancer you could at least deify). You had me worried, now I can't work.

That and 'irregardless' are pet peeves in my office. Our Pres uses both words without realizing the error, and yet prides himself on his education. A 'mute' point is one where I sit quietly and think to myself, "If I post (say) this I will start a flame war. If I keep my mouth shut, I can...

Not Las Vegas, but close enough. Sedona, Arizona. You get the desert, a running river, beautiful weather (yes hot). It's one of those places that just looks 'otherworldly'. Always had a good time there, but I am not a clubber, except for golf.

Plymaker. Originally wanted to log in as Playmaker, but typing skills are just not up to it. Now spends all his time trying to figure out how to change his handle. (I am enough of a suck-up that I would never say anything bad about Kathleen, much less vote for her as tool of the week...

No, but kids getnaked in the changeroom at the public swimming pool. That is why communities such as Milton, Guelph, Ajax and Pickering (I believe) have just passed municipal by-laws making the use of these devices prohibitied in certain areas. If we were all as responsible as we think we...

Jaman, well said. I also am tired of all the spam (emails not luncheon meat - never get enough spam). "Gain 3 inches on your penis". What the hell am I going to do with 4 inches? As far as Enzyte goes, is that the commercial with "Bob", the guy with the ridiculous smile? advertising...

I am so tired of tying the concrete block to my penis. It's hard to walk into the office dragging this thing through the hallway. And people give me strange looks (except for the guy in the mail room, he keeps winking???). And last week I didn't have my penis pump with me so I was using my...

Sheep, sheep? Did someone say sheep? I'monly fifteen minutes away, can I bring my own boots?

Should you avoid viagra for the same reasons you avoid ephedra/ephedrine-based products. Blood pressure, headaches, etc? I don't really think my doctor would approve it for me (I don't really need it but lost my hammer and have nothing to put nails thru wood with :.) Also, some doctors...

Oh, and PS. You are so right about Johnson. Think maybe he needs a bigger helmet to contain his ego.