Recent content by crazyjoe

Dont count your chickens before they hatch. :-)

stop wacking off

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand? Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand? Alright. I'm goin down to shoot my old lady, you know I caught her messin' 'round with another man.

Led Zeppelin - Achilles Last Stand

Ha Ha pitching a tent under apron. It that a stack of CD's or are you just happy to have your hair cut. Next time you are there ask her if she trims pubic hairs. I have never pitched a tent while getting a hair cut but my mind does get scrambled when she gives me a nice cleavage shot or keeps...

Playboy is getting stale. There are hundreds of adds and crappy storys that no one reads anyhow. You can see the cenerfolds on the net for free. Heffs ex wifes and girlfriends probably took most of his money.

Read the review boards that's the only way you will know. I have narrowed my search down to 3-4 girls from reading reviews on here. I'm a greenhorn so i cant tell you much about who is good or not. YMMV

Well i guess Jenna Jameson is pregnant. She is having a baby with Tito Ortiz. Apparently she was pregnant 2004 but miscarried due to the stress of being diagnosed with malignant melanoma.

Those tits would be like sucking on a balloon , your mouth would get tierd quick. A smaller tit with a bigger nipple is better

toad

tide

Set a website up here.......... http://escortsite.com/

I dont like them. Her tit are too big for her frame. They almost hang down to her waiste when she bend over. You only need a handful.

http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/people/101-ways-to-get-rid-of-your-wife/ Here is something i found on the net. Good for a laugh if nothing else. I like 5 & 51

I changed my story to save confusion