Recent content by Fuzzy Thumper

I can't tell you if anyone said it or not, but it's real. Apparently some sick, sadistic f#cks get off on seeing women crush small animals with their high heels.... Sorry to all the sick, sadistic f#cks I might have offended by pointing out that they are - indeed - sick, sadistic f#cks....

Ummm... there is no such thing as moving financial assets into "tax friendly jurisdictions" for Canadian residents, nor is there any "offshore vehicle" that will save him any Canadian taxes. As a Canadian resident, he's taxed on worldwide income, no matter where the assets are. If he found a...

Paint thinner. :)

No worries. For what it's worth, I also prefer the Triumph version. The original uses a lot of slide guitar, which gives it more of a "twangy" sound... it's still great, but I was (am?) a huge Emmett fan, so obviously his playing is a little closer to my taste. Just wanted to give the old...

Ummm... that's not actually a Canadian song (it's a Joe Walsh cover, but the Triumph version does have some very good guitar work by Emmett...).

*...nervously clicks on the link, with squinted eyes prepared to look away in traumatized disgust...* Hey... she's (1) human; (2) female; and (3) most decidedly YUMMY! Ok, who are you? And what did you do with the REAL Wrong Hole?

Exactly. On a lark, I just went to her website to see if *I* might have any questions, and within two minutes noted that she had "Voyear (sic) fantasies" and "Menage a trois" packages that are offered to couples; but her FAQ says she does not entertain couples. So now if I were looking for...

lol! :D

Sorry Papi, can't be like that. The brown pet scored lower than James, but the kangaroo scored higher than James. Hence, Jerry can't be brown and the kangaroo. (...besides, John the penguin is brown and Jerry is white....) Jordan is a PURPLE AARDVARK! Sheesh... no one believes you when...

...but the purple pet went home before Jerry... :p (PURPLE Anteater... lol!)

Jordan is a purple anteater. ...but then again, what the hell do I know... I'm just a dumb rabbit.... ;)

If you are cleverly suggesting that I'm arguing both sides, I absolutely am. But since you are obviously missing the point, let me try once more for you, using your "toast" analogy. You want a nice, peaceful breakfast? It's probably much better to try and reach just a little colour on both...

Nope. Well, yes, if there is a Court order, they have to comply... but they aren't restricted to that. Section 8(2)d of the Privacy Act says that they may release information to the Attorney General of Canada for use in legal proceedings involving the Crown in right of Canada or the Government...

...AND those few dollars are actually tax deductible! :D

The Canada Revenue Agency (CRA) has more than that. Banks are required to report various things to them (i.e. interest earned over $50, large cash transactions, "suspicious" cash transaction patterns, etc.). Nope. Absolutely. If it's less than $50, no one will care. If you earn more than...