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Recent content by JANDA

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    happy birthday Janda

    It is very nice from all of you ! My ears were burning and I am glad that It was not my bump ( lol) I received this call from a friend to tell me about this wonderful detail here today on my birthday which I am very happy that still people remember me after my retirement. Well, it took me a...
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    Is being rich important...?

    lol..Good point!!:D
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    Is being rich important...?

    Money can buy a house, but not a home, It can buy a bed, but not sleep, It can buy a clock, but not time, It can buy you a book, but not knowledge, It can buy you a position, but not respect, It can buy you medicine, but not health, It can buy you blood, but not life, It can buy you sex, but not...
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    Need some numbers

    The Lucky number :69 42 11 I am going to pray to you win, so you can take my 1 year package..:D
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    Slow down and smell the coffee

    Vive la Diferencia!! The basic idea in storing coffee beans is to prevent it from being exposed to odors, moisture, or open air. Coffee beans are like little sponges that will readily absorb moisture and odors. It is generally recommended to keep coffee in an airtight container (preferably...
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    I'm going home now.

    I can make sleep well You should to stop by me before your way Home..lol:D
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    Things a guy would do, but a woman never would

    little ones lol..I am sorry, It was just a little one that it blow out by itself ..lol
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    Things a guy would do, but a woman never would

    Fart on a SP section :(
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    Any Poker Players?

    I want to wear the promotional panties.. No Cash involved..My ass is still sore and I am out off vaseline I love Playing Srip Poker with Big Spenders. Special Those who book my Casino Date.:D Kisses and Hugs from Janda
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    Any Poker Players?

    Life is a game Two weeks ago, I was playing poker and I tought that I was going to win. I had : 1 Ace, 1 Queen, He had : 1 Ace and 1 King Then 2 Aces and two of heart came out. Then my Queen show up, I tought that I had a very good hand, So I bet 5 free 1h section at my incall...
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    Quotes

    My own Quote " I was born free now I am expensive" "I am such a good lover cause I practice a lot on my own!" "I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was " The man goes on top and the women underneath" Well...for the past 4 years I have been using a bunk bed! "I would like...
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    Gun owner

    Is that a gun in your pocket ? Or Are you just glad to see me ?..lol:D Kisses
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    Toronto Homeless Survey

    "Excume Sir. My name is J___a and I'm working with the Cock of Toronto to do a survey on the Pussyless Dicks." "Are you staying Incall or Outcall " ?:D lol Note: Xarir no ofence please, Kisses
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    SP Falls for Client?

    I know that was me...:D
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    Couples Friendly Strip Joint in Vegas

    Pussy cats at Cesar palace;)
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