Recent content by LanceMcClure

Really? I can help you out with that ;) FORE!!!!

Man, what a read on the website. My spidey nuts are tingling just reading it - WOW!! Hilton Garden Inn in Cambridge work? I will be sure to set up an appointment very soon. Thanks Lance out!

She looks like a man. Who would wanna boink that? :confused:

A tongue, viagra and lube ought to keep the energizer bunny going. Might not be able to blow his load everytime but I doubt the gals would crave a "facial" or a "splash and go" anyway. If they do they can always call Sir Lance a Lot! :D

Make no mistake... Soddom Whosayin' here.

My personal favourite on my sig line: "The cage is open....but the beast is asleep" -ummmm that would be in the flaccid state of course :p Also another favourite: "Release the hounds!"

Hey Rez, have you experienced the tasty treats from this agency b4? Is it just me or do all of these gals look simply incredible? I go to Ottawa/Montreal at least once per month and I must say they have the "twig and berries" in a stir to the point where I think I may have to take the plunge.

Thanks Gem. I am glad to see you're thinking about us! Fortunately I haven't encountered "severe" but I do have to keep my mouth shut at various times to keep the peace. YOU have never gone "Severe" have you?? :p

Good one jwm, but I do believe the size of her tits are dwarfed by the size of that honker. Holy Fuck that's a big nose! :eek:

I heard Shiek used to be The Real Deal and then briefly came back as daniel30 Who knew? :p

I'm there too! Could we have a dancer, MP or SP with every group?? Surely some lady terbies would be interested. All great business deals are made on the golf course aren't they? :p

Love it! Fucking Hilarious! Some quality humour from a quality person, thanks Gem! ;)

87 She looks remarkably close to my blow-up doll...ya think the two are talking?? :eek:

Person huh,....Do farm animals count? :D

Nice legs, what time do they open?