Recent content by mburner

Looks first, according to personal preference and aesthetic sense. It's your fantasy and desire come to life for a brief moment. Otherwise, it's just any hole will do. If that's the case, lube up either end of a roll of toilet paper and have it. At the very least you'll have the paper at hand...

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/10/business/video/janet-yellen-trump-tariffs-ow-digvid

All of it, every last ounce of crap and vitriol that seeps out of Trump's corroded lead pipe of a mouth, every drip and drab of sewage that runs through the clotted arteries of MAGA world, is almost too fantastical to believe that it's real. I feel like I'm living in Jonestown just before the...

..and break down more often and have half the shelf life of most Euro/Japanese cars. Euros are not as obsessed with poorly engineered "bigly" things that make noise and belch emissions as real Americans. Think Trump would be better off by restoring all of the money he stripped from Columbia et...

Damn fingers. They got away from me again. Should read: YOU ARE WHAT YOU VOMIT. Excuse the typo, but par for the course when my thoughts run way ahead of my typing, which is two-fingers-only style.

Source: NY Times: Since President Trump’s inauguration, his administration has been chipping away — sometimes quietly, sometimes with great fanfare — at food safety programs. In March, two Department of Agriculture advisory committees that had provided guidance on fighting microbial...

All of this...and this, too: You see someone get in their car in a parallel parking spot so you pull a car length or so behind them to "reserve" the spot. And then... the person just sits there, usually scrolling on their "cocaine" device even though they know you are waiting for them to vacate...

https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/05/world/canada-travel-advisory-us-electronic-devices-intl-latam/index.html

You won't have Mitch to kick around any more. https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=you+won%27t+have+nixon+to+kick+around+anymore#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:2b213171,vid:Eu7gRDFfuA8,st:0

Mom, Dad, I want to grow up to be an influencer.

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-presidency-news-03-26-25/index.html

The best cookies are the ones you make yourself. Do it often. Never a complaint. Make my own cakes and eat them, too. Pies, tarts..you get the picture.

Oh, King of Kings, the Commonwealth will be thine. God Save the King. FU George Washington and Thomas Jefferson. (He's already shredded the Constitution, so why not do the same to the Declaration of Liberty as well.)

I held my breath during the entire video and didn't even know it. Now I'm ready to run three laps around Montana.