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    Before I die - 10 sporting events I want to go to

    The Palio in Siena, Italy. A World Cup (rugby or soccer) game. I'd prefer Arsenal/Chelsea or Liverpool/Everton. Sans
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    The Most Beautiful Poem Ever Given To Me

    Roses are red Doorknobs are bronze You are all nerds And I am The Fonz Arthur Fonzarelli Touches me every time I read it. Sans
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    Poor poor Cubbies....

    Apparently a Chicago radio station got the guy's name by offering $5000 to anybody who would turn him in and they're now trying to track him down. Sans
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    Free Legal Consultation Advice

    If you need to track him down, go to the police. Forget about using a lawyer. The lawyer will either tell your friend to go to the police or hire a PI. Sans
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    Free Legal Consultation Advice

    I'm a lawyer. She doesn't need a lawyer in Ontario. She needs to talk to the cops here and let them take care of getting in touch with cops in the US (where this guy is located). A cease and desist letter from a lawyer will have nowhere near the impact that a little visit from the police...
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    *Official* TCDP 2003 Thread

    Oooof, what a month - John Ritter (what an actor), Johnny Cash and Robert Palmer (what a shock), among others. And now the Pope is on his last legs.... Sans
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    Sunshine girl

    If you like her, you'll love Leilani at HFH. Sans
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    Naughty Secretary for hire

    Celia, Your mailbox is full again. A punishable offence. Sans
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    The Bachelor

    I don't disagree but the whole premise of the show is to have two of them get engaged at the end of the season (so if she's unstable, he should fuck her now). Sans
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    On Oprah today

    or a roll-on wok. Sans
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    How to break it off when she's in gaga land.

    Keep calling her "Jim" (especially in the heat of passion -as in "Oh yes, Jim. I love it when you do that"). Sans
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    The Bachelor

    OK, I admit it. I can't stop watching these people make fools of themselves on national TV. It's like watching an Amtrak train derail at a Hedonism resort. What's with the woman who was bawling her eyes out after Bob "the fresh-faced makeout king" Guiney cut her loose. Man, either she's...
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    What are you?

    slam-dancing virgin who loves to devour hooters (3 out of 4). Sans
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    Worst Band Name Ever

    The Battered Wives ( now Violent Femmes). Sans
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    Worst TV Show Ever

    Anyone remember Longstreet from the early 1970's. It was very bad - here's an excerpt from the TV Tome webiste about it. Mike Longstreet was a New Orleans insurance company investigator. While on a case he had the double misfortune of having his wife killed and his eyesight destroyed by people...
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