Recent content by Scott706

I've been there many times (mostly with Leah, but also with a couple of other of the ladies) because it is so convenient for me. Massage has always been very good (except once with a young lady I have not seen since). I have never gotten the impression that extras were available though I've...

Man of the house A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be THE Man of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word...

Just saw a note on the other board that she will be visiting CMJ this Friday 10-4.

Its become a tad predictable: Jasmin has found yet another gem. The newest member of the CMJ team is Maria and I had the distinct honour and great pleasure to her very first training subject at CMJ earlier this evening. She is just as she is described on the member website: "Maria - Sassy...

They don't have to be behind it because the system is designed to take care of them as a natural course of events.;)

True but being charged does = signficant investment required to avoid conviction

The one thing the Sun does well is write headlines: "Unhappy ending for rub club"

Very different: http://www.advertka.ru/media/prints/15648/ Apparently this is a new print campaign out of Belgium for Love brand condoms... I guess they decided that Gates and Schwartzeneger aren't likely to sue...

Jock vs. Nerd A little bit dated (and US centric) the the principle holds: $ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not. $ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head. $...

Sex Therapy - Florida Style A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is...

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to...

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it. "Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue...

Where is the ban hammer when you need it?

I can recommend Ana, I saw her when she was in town last June. Very enjoyable experience.

I can't speak for the ladies but I know I haven't really liked the change to a separate "Ottawa/Kingston TERB Advertisers Forum". I preferred it when posts such as CMJ's notices of schedule updates were posted with all the other posts in the Ottawa/Kingston area. I tend to just not visit the...