Recent content by Swami

Any time I drive by a neon "OPEN" sign at night when most stores would be closed, I get wood. Is that weird?

After finally meeting a milestone at work, I was looking forward to rewarding myself Friday afternoon with a session with Cindy. She's been my regular for a while, though infrequently. Sessions with her were quite rigidly scripted, a routine featuring elements that might have been mildly...

I'm not sure I'd want to see a girl named "Blue Velvet". I've seen the movie. I'd be worried that Dennis Hopper might show up and be all bat-shit crazy.

Speak Out Wireless from 7-11 is what you want. Buy the phone and SIM card for cash. Buy your air-time cards for cash. Nobody ever knows your name, let alone your address. I moved the SIM card over to another phone (an old unlocked Blackberry) for easier texting. Unfortunately, they don't...

Relax, LEs... I don't mean what you think. The usual purpose for money laundering is to disguise the origin of ill-gotten funds. Not what I want to do. I want to disguise the destination of ill-spent funds, hiding it from someone who has access to all my banking and credit-card records. I'm...

This particular arrangement is common in China. There are many "barber shops" there, complete with the swirling barber pole, that provide this kind of service. But I gather some of them are pretty dodgy, and you're as likely to get robbed as blown.

You gotta try Hog Tails BBQ, in Waterloo at Erbsville Rd and Laurelwood. I don't think you'll be disappointed. http://www.hogtailsbbq.com/