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Goodoer

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Sexless marriage…. Yadda, yadda.

Wife was getting changed this morning, I made suggestions which she turned down. She then came back to say that at this stage in her life she’s not into spur of the moment encounters…. And no anal ever again (last time was maybe 10 years ago). 🤦‍♂️

WTF is that all about? So awkward.

Anyways, I’ll do my best to have a spur of the moment encounter with a new friend who maybe does anal. 😜
 
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Goodoer said:
Sexless marriage…. Yadda, yadda.

Wife was getting changed this morning, I made suggestions which she turned down. She then came back to say that at this stage in her life she’s not into spur of the moment encounters…. And no anal ever again (last time was maybe 10 years ago). 🤦‍♂️

WTF is that all about? So awkward.

Anyways, I’ll do my best to have a spur of the moment encounter with a new friend who maybe does anal. 😜
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Maybe you or her misheard. Maybe she thought you meant annual.
 
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Brings me back to the '90s

My 1st wife absolutely loved anal - reverse CG whilst she used her "massager" on her clit was the go to - would bring her to orgasm every time.....I'd also oblige by dumping a load of cum deep in her ass.

Often I ponder how we ever conceived children.
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Uhm....message me her number , if she's available

Please & Thank-you
 
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Goodoer said:
Sexless marriage…. Yadda, yadda.

Wife was getting changed this morning, I made suggestions which she turned down. She then came back to say that at this stage in her life she’s not into spur of the moment encounters…. And no anal ever again (last time was maybe 10 years ago). 🤦‍♂️

WTF is that all about? So awkward.

Anyways, I’ll do my best to have a spur of the moment encounter with a new friend who maybe does anal. 😜
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Just hand her an envelope with $200 and $50 outside the envelop. If she asks what' that's about...tell her that's what you usually pay for half hour and anal. 2 things can happen. good or bad.
 
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richaceg said:
Just hand her an envelope with $200 and $50 outside the envelop. If she asks what' that's about...tell her that's what you usually pay for half hour and anal. 2 things can happen. good or bad.
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Reminds me of an older joke.

Best marital sex is "rodeo sex".
How does it work you ask?
While you are riding your wife bulldog with your cock deep in her ass, you grab a firm hold of her hair, and whisper in her ear: "You know, your sister fucks better than you!". Then you see how long you can hold on before you get bucked off 😂
 
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Goodoer

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whyagain said:
If she's not hugging or kissing you either I'd divorce her ass and move on. Let the dead bury the dead as the Lord said in the bible.
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No hot make-out sessions... We've come close to the divorce discussion, bouncing off of it a number of times. She's a product of divorce. On my end (and probably hers too) I stayed for the kids... Those kids are getting pretty old, so I wonder what will happen.

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Just suggest a BJ every morning. I did and smile forever.
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I can't cum with her already. If this was a thing, I doubt I'd even get hard as I know she doesn't want to do it.

whyagain said:
5 bucks says if they divorce she'll date guys who bang her in the kitchen, who start it up spontaneously and she'll be like my ex hubby would never do this :rolleyes:
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This is what happens for both parties. Everyone knows their weaknesses and works on them. They get better as they can learn from their previous mistakes and they know what they want out of life now... or they become fake to quickly land another partner.

A Realtor told me this joke/saying: "You want to be the first love, the second spouse and the third real estate agent."
 
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Goodoer said:
No hot make-out sessions... We've come close to the divorce discussion, bouncing off of it a number of times. She's a product of divorce. On my end (and probably hers too) I stayed for the kids... Those kids are getting pretty old, so I wonder what will happen.
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In regards to the kids, if they're 18 or older, they probably already sense the tension and lack of affection between you and your wife.

When my ex and I told our kids we were going to divorce, our 20 year old son said "Well, its about time!"...
 
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Isn't this a repeat thread?

I think it is, is this some kind of Annual event for you?
I thought I gave advice what you should try.
 
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If she doesnt want spontaneous - ask what she does want? Will she schedule it then? How often would be fair for her? Then you have someplace to negotiate from. If she says nothing and never you can ask her what would make her change her mind? You could even do the chick thing and in the morning say "we need to talk" and then when she looks to you to see what you have to say you can say, "But not right now - we can talk tonight"

The other option is to start going to the gym, smarten yourself up, lose weight, and make it seem like you have other options with regards to women - start talking about the women at work and the conversations you have and oh how you laughed and laughed.... oh and next wednesday some of you are going for drinks after work... If that doesnt work then go have a chat with a lawyer...

That last paragraph btw is whats called Married Game - I read it in a book by Shogun. https://shogunmethod.net/home/
 
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