Help me plan the best sex trip for the best most cost effective nuts

Lokil

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I don't know how to go about this but all I know is that escorts are definitely more cost effective abroad, so I was wondering if you guys could help me plan the most cost effective trip to bust as many loads in as many hot chicks as possible.

Things to keep in mind:
-First priority is getting cheap escorts and busting the best cheapest nuts. I'm looking for Caucasians mostly, but I also want Latinas and Asians. Mostly want to bang spinners with big natural tits. I'm fine with banging only Caucasians too if it helps. Faye at SFT who I find almost physically perfect (I'm just looking for larger natural breasts) is $160 for HH for context.
-Huge emphasis on me being introverted so please don't recommend hooking up normally, I just want to bust nuts hassle free. I'll try to talk to chicks, but its pretty safe to say it'll likely not work out.
-I can only speak English
-It will be in September (not sure when or how long yet) so I don't want to travel somewhere tropical, its about to turn cold in Toronto and I'd like to stay acclimated.
-I need good cheap food! When I say good cheap food, I don't mean just pasta or noodles, it needs a good/large portion of protein and veggies
-I'm a night owl so I'd like for there to be a nice night life but also bear in mind I'm hugely introverted so naturally I'm a wallflower on a night out
-I love EDM, so it would be cool if there's a strong scene or event, but that's secondary and I'm OK with ignoring it altogether


Again, cheap nuts is the the whole point so everything should be cost effective
 
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pqsquared

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I don't know how to go about this but all I know is that escorts are definitely cheaper abroad, so I was wondering if you guys could help me plan the most cost effective trip to bust as many loads in as many hot chicks as possible.

Things to keep in mind:
-First priority is getting cheap escorts and busting the best cheapest nuts, I'm looking for Caucasians mostly, but I also want Latinas and Asians. Mostly want to bang spinners with big natural tits.
-It will be in September (not sure when or how long yet) so I don't want to travel somewhere tropical, its about to turn cold in Toronto and I'd like to stay acclimated.
-I need good cheap food! When I say good cheap food, I don't mean just pasta or noodles, it needs a good/large portion of protein and veggies
-I'm a night owl so I'd like for there to be a nice night life
-I love EDM, so it would be cool if there's a strong scene or event, but that's secondary and I'm OK with ignoring it altogether

Again, cheap nuts is the the whole point so everything should be cost effective
whats your budget? Could end up spending all of it on a food
 

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I don't know how to go about this but all I know is that escorts are definitely cheaper abroad, so I was wondering if you guys could help me plan the most cost effective trip to bust as many loads in as many hot chicks as possible.

Things to keep in mind:
-First priority is getting cheap escorts and busting the best cheapest nuts, I'm looking for Caucasians mostly, but I also want Latinas and Asians. Mostly want to bang spinners with big natural tits.
-It will be in September (not sure when or how long yet) so I don't want to travel somewhere tropical, its about to turn cold in Toronto and I'd like to stay acclimated.
-I need good cheap food! When I say good cheap food, I don't mean just pasta or noodles, it needs a good/large portion of protein and veggies
-I'm a night owl so I'd like for there to be a nice night life
-I love EDM, so it would be cool if there's a strong scene or event, but that's secondary and I'm OK with ignoring it altogether

Again, cheap nuts is the the whole point so everything should be cost effective
Eastern Europe meets ALL of your criteria while still being cheaper than Canada. My recommendations:
Serbia
Romania
Hungary

If you can find a local wingman to show you around, your chances increase by an order of magnitude. If you are reasonably good looking, you may not even have to pay in many cases.
 

Lokil

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whats your budget? Could end up spending all of it on a food
I don't know yet, I was hoping you guys could tell me the places that would be most cost effective with all the criteria I posted so I could decide afterwards. Food wise, I'm almost always satisfied with the regular $20 dishes found in Toronto. I'm not picky at all, I don't care for fancy restaurants. I love eating at hole in the wall restaurants like those found in Kensington Market and what not.

Eastern Europe meets ALL of your criteria while still being cheaper than Canada. My recommendations:
Serbia
Romania
Hungary

If you can find a local wingman to show you around, your chances increase by an order of magnitude. If you are reasonably good looking, you may not even have to pay in many cases.
Nooo, I'm quite introverted, I can't pick up chicks like a regular extrovert :(

I wish I wasn't like this so I can get laid without much issue.
 
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If you want cheap, you're better to stay at home, jerk off to porn while you save your money for a proper trip to Europe, the DR, etc to enjoy everything you mentioned. Cheap only gets you so far and most times it's a disaster. But being fiscally smart is something else and isn't the same as being cheap.
Look at the International Section to give you some ideas would be helpful for locations to possibly visit.

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Lokil

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If you want cheap, you're better to stay at home, jerk off to porn while you save your money for a proper trip to Europe, the DR, etc to enjoy everything you mentioned. Cheap only gets you so far and most times it's a disaster. But being fiscally smart is something else and isn't the same as being cheap.
Look at the International Section to give you some ideas would be helpful for locations to possibly visit.

LTO_3
I should say cost effective, like I buy the lowest price but best quality stuff, really good sounding headphones can be had for $20, I'm looking for the same thing. At the end of the day she just needs to look really good. If I wanted to jerk off to porn I wouldn't be posting here.

I'm genuinely confused why you guys are legitimately offended by people who don't want to spend a lot on something like this. It's like you're angry at people who eat fast food.
 
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@Lokil several questions.

1. Have you ever traveled inside Ontario?
2. Have you ever traveled Outside Ontario ( within Canada)?
3. Have you ever traveled outside the U.S / Canada?
 

Lokil

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I hate to break it to you but $20 headphones just sound bad, if you can believe it.

If you the cheapest escort AND to have a good time too then go pick the ugliest one for the lowest price and then turn off the lights in the room and you will be guaranteed to have a good time 👍🤣.
I have no idea what you said
@Lokil several questions.

1. Have you ever traveled inside Ontario?
2. Have you ever traveled Outside Ontario ( within Canada)?
3. Have you ever traveled outside the U.S / Canada?
Yes to all
If you want cheap then try traveling to India for sex lol
I wouldn't but not because of the girls but because it seems like ethics and decent hygiene isn't a thing there. The last time I checked, 13% of India's population doesn't have plumbing.

So yeah, how expensive something is doesn't mean its always good quality. When you buy clothes, do you legitimately believe one brand is better than the other just because it costs more? Newsflash, its all the same, they just have a costly brand name and logo attached to it, like wise a beautiful lady is a beautiful lady.

If you want to buy expensive shit then I ain't judging ya, but for many things its really not better.
 
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I have no idea what you said

Yes to all


I wouldn't but not because of the girls but because it seems like ethics and decent hygiene isn't a thing there. The last time I checked, 13% of India's population doesn't have plumbing.

So yeah, how expensive something is doesn't mean its always good quality. When you buy clothes, do you legitimately believe one brand is better than the other just because it costs more? Newsflash, its all the same, they just have a costly brand name and logo attached to it, like wise a beautiful lady is a beautiful lady.

If you want to buy expensive shit then I ain't judging ya, but for many things its really not better.
Dude, just read what your posting.. with this attitude the cost and what you are looking for is mutually exclusive. You will be disappointed to find out what you are searching for is pipe dream. Up your budget, or stay home and watch free porn. Eastern Europe may have been your best chance, but you didn't sound keen on that either.
Good luck on your dream vacation.
 

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I don't know how to go about this but all I know is that escorts are definitely more cost effective abroad, so I was wondering if you guys could help me plan the most cost effective trip to bust as many loads in as many hot chicks as possible.

Things to keep in mind:
-First priority is getting cheap escorts and busting the best cheapest nuts. I'm looking for Caucasians mostly, but I also want Latinas and Asians. Mostly want to bang spinners with big natural tits. I'm fine with banging only Caucasians too if it helps. Faye at SFT who I find almost physically perfect (I'm just looking for larger natural breasts) is $160 for HH for context.
-Huge emphasis on me being introverted so please don't recommend hooking up normally, I just want to bust nuts hassle free. I'll try to talk to chicks, but its pretty safe to say it'll likely not work out.
-I can only speak English
-It will be in September (not sure when or how long yet) so I don't want to travel somewhere tropical, its about to turn cold in Toronto and I'd like to stay acclimated.
-I need good cheap food! When I say good cheap food, I don't mean just pasta or noodles, it needs a good/large portion of protein and veggies
-I'm a night owl so I'd like for there to be a nice night life but also bear in mind I'm hugely introverted so naturally I'm a wallflower on a night out
-I love EDM, so it would be cool if there's a strong scene or event, but that's secondary and I'm OK with ignoring it altogether


Again, cheap nuts is the the whole point so everything should be cost effective
This is sattire I hope. This is puke inducing
 

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If you want cheap then try traveling to India for sex lol
You think this guy is spending money on that flight ? He’ll have to take a cargo ship to get the price he wants to pay and it’ll take him over a month but he’ll think of how cheap his ticket was and only that. No concept of time and value. Just saying the word cheap in his ear makes him cum
 

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OP reminds me of a guy I used to know in residence in my uni days. He’d get plastered every Friday and Saturday evening to the extent he’d never make it to the club/bar others were heading out to.

At some point, he started calculating what type of alcohol provided the most “bang for the buck”, i.e., had the higher amount of alcohol per $ spent between beer, wine, spirits, etc., just so that he could spend less to get wasted.

OP would likely agree with this thought, cuz at the end of the day, it’s just about busting a nut, right?

That said, I’d take having a fun, more expensive, night out with friends over puking alone in the bathroom.
 

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Amsterdam would be a disappointment after GFE Toronto.

Germany is okay if it gives the OP enough to do other than FKKs.

I would vote for Barcelona or Madrid.

Madrid stays up later, but isn’t quite as English friendly.

Barcelona lets you walk around by yourself all day and be entertained and fascinated. The Gaudi parks and Sagra, beaches, the Gothic neighborhood, etc.

The Teensbcn place and the recommended independents are in the desired price range. Busty Latinas and white Spanish girls are its specialty. Lots of great South American restaurants for a hearty meal. The flight there from Toronto or Montreal is short for an international trip, too.
 

Lokil

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If you want cheap then try traveling to India for sex lol
OP reminds me of a guy I used to know in residence in my uni days. He’d get plastered every Friday and Saturday evening to the extent he’d never make it to the club/bar others were heading out to.

At some point, he started calculating what type of alcohol provided the most “bang for the buck”, i.e., had the higher amount of alcohol per $ spent between beer, wine, spirits, etc., just so that he could spend less to get wasted.

OP would likely agree with this thought, cuz at the end of the day, it’s just about busting a nut, right?

That said, I’d take having a fun, more expensive, night out with friends over puking alone in the bathroom.
Yeah, because I just want to bust a nut then spend most of my money doing other stuff while there. Nut first, then enjoy the city. I turn to you guys for this because its an escort site. Its very strange you guys are acting like elitists, like when I ask for advice on other websites they just legit help. I feel bad for you for needing to insult others because you want to feel good about spending a lot on sex workers. I can't imagine walking into a food court and getting upset at all the people eating fast food or getting mad at someone wearing Old Navy.
 
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He’ll have to take a cargo ship to get the price he wants to pay and it’ll take him over a month but he’ll think of how cheap his ticket was and only that. No concept of time and value. Just saying the word cheap in his ear makes him cum
If you take a cargo ship then volunteer to be the "barrel boy" for the entire trip. Might get a big discount on your ticket.
 
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