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    Handle or Title Acronyms

    A word game ... thinker ?? What would your title or handle be if it was an acronym ?? Post yours or those of other people here. A couple to get started.... Julie = FOXY Lady ... FOXY = Fantastically Orgasmic Xtatic & Yummy Annalee = Essex Cougar ... COUGAR = Captivating Omnipresent...
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    Ladies?? Raincoat Sizing

    This is a question for the ladies. How do you determine the appropriate size "raincoat" for a client? I have had a few incidents where the raincoat offered was so small that I felt that I was being strangled. Very uncomfortable. When I mentioned this discomfort I was told that I was too small...
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    2003 Review – Carrie Moon

    (SKIP THE FIRST PART if you read earlier reviews) Being new to this “game” this year I could not have had a better introductory year. A phrase to sum it up “A Cornucopia of Delights” I learnt a few things that I feel have contributed to successful encounters ...Do your research, choose...
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    Advise for Women - A Joke

    How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct (new 2003 version) 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is...
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    Advise for Men - A Joke

    How To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct: (new 2003 version) 1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CANADIAN. 2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE. 3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE. 4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF...
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