How To Speak About Women And Be Politically Correct:
(new 2003 version)
1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CANADIAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF...