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    My dogs are inside an elk, and won't come out...

    http://www.jerrypournelle.com/reports/jerryp/dogsinelk.html If this doesn't make you laugh, you are either dead, or an elk.
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    This thing is waaaay too much fun!

    http://www.dookyweb.com/avatars.swf Use a screenshot app to cut out your picture - I used Screenhunter free 4.0. I've put my before and after avatars on the blog (Shag Me Retarded) on my website if you wanna see 'em.
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    Netsky Virus Info

    http://www.sophos.com/virusinfo/ana...w32netskyd.html I've been getting tons of these bogus emails in the last 48 hours. {I've posted the correct url now, see goober action below}
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    Gay Sex On The Moon!

    http://www.thepoorman.net/archives/002360.html#002360
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    I Don't Need Any Damn Help!

    http://www.local6.com/news/2879222/detail.html
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    Heh heh...Blowed Up the Jellyfish Dudes Real Good!

    http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/warthog_launch/warthog_launch.swf
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    This is coffee-out-your-nose funny...

    Takes a while to load...be patient. http://turnpikefilms.com/spots/nutrigrain.html
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    Need a ticket to Seoul, Korea.

    Now, let me first announce that I know absolutely nothing about airmiles, so this may be the silliest question ever, but here goes; I'm trying to get to Korea for a week in the next couple of months to visit a friend, but don't have the extra cash for a return ticket from Vancouver. Now - can a...
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    Hey Ladies...Beards...Love 'em? Hate 'em?

    So...how do you feel about beards? Not goatees, or soul patches, mind you, but real live beards... http://members.aol.com/beardguy/
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    Sorting people by race...

    Race has come up a bit lately, so I thought I'd throw this out there. The whole site is great, but I thought this quiz was very cool, even though I flunked it horribly. http://www.pbs.org/race/002_SortingPeople/002_00-home.htm
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    Explain how a vibrator works...and go to jail.

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/02/11/obscenity.trial.reut/index.html
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    *Sigh* Soon I will have no friends...

    I apologize in advance...but I also laughed my ass off. http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/ *turn volume down if you're at work*
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    You Fake Bastard!

    Yep...he's fakin' it... http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/mind/surveys/smiles/index.shtml Yeah, you know you do it too - but how good are you at detecting when *you're* getting snowed?
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    The Mao of Pooh

    http://www.voiceoftheturtle.org/mao/1.php And so it was that Pooh discovered that his friend Tigger was merely the representative of a reactionary class, and needed to be overthrown.
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    Ophelia Black *doh*!

    Ummmmm...I hadn't checked my PM box since December, so if you sent me a message and think I'm a stuck-up dork, you are wrong; the correct term is absent-minded doofus. Sorry! Apologies to all, and I promise to mend my brain dead ways!
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    You've Made My Pussy Very Angry...

    http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/
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    When would you want to know...

    Suppose you met a sexy, fun, and interesting woman socially - someone you had seen around the neighbourhood, and who you had been really hoping to meet sometime - who then told you she was an escort. Would you want that news right up front, ie; in answer to the inevitable introductory "...So...
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    Dear new client...

    If it ever crosses your mind that the best way to impress an SP is to start telling her that "I know I can make you fall for me/go bareback/do Greek", and then get in a big huff when, after she tells you eight times that something you were doing was hurting her, she finally pushes your hand away...
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    New to Terb, have breasts, and smell good

    I'm a Vancouver indie who always seems to meet fabulous guys from Toronto, so I thought I'd come to the source, so to speak. I've done some time on Perb and survived, so thought I'd sashay on over here and see what happens. So...what do you guys do for fun over here? Talk about chicks? Plot...
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