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Camilla works her magic hands, she’s laughter, charm, and tease, She swears she’s thirty-seven. Sure, let’s let the lady please. Her accent rolls like vodka shots, both wicked and with divine, I’d book a hundred massages if she promised to be mine. Her golden hair, her knowing grin, oh...

In Guelph, there’s a spa quite divine, Where calm and good vibes intertwine. Escape Spa’s the name, Renowned for its fame, And the service is simply sublime. Now Kassy’s a star of the show, With a smile that sets hearts aglow. She’s awesome and sweet, A true spa-treat elite, And her talent’s a...

This is a long overdue review Of Maya, afterwards you'll think the Mesiah So good she is, so much fun and banter She's unknowingly turned me into a ranter This god lovely Hungarian So awesome and fun No one could possibly be a contrarian Once the time is up, trust me, you're done Such memory...

As I sit here with my 7th glass of port (as an aside you know that it's bad when the keys are all blurry? is that 7? 8? maybe? It could be the glasses but Sandeman is really good stuff) Feeling of course all out of sorts Genesis is texting me her latest outfit (as an other aside... i mean...

Ah, is I sit here with my 4th beer remembering all the great women, brings a tear there’s a list that thats so upfront, Wait, fuck me, my kid stole my last blunt well, first there HAS to be Genesis She’s just fucking ruined all other sex for me she’s just that great yet, astonishingly...