This one's a keeper ;) lol
Enjoy all
THE BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS
ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA WAS WIDE OPEN.
HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU
LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"
THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE...