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Played nine holes indoors (golf simulator) Honed my aviation skills (flight simulator) Spent time with a escort (relationship simulator)

Thought I would offer my five cents comparison of the two. I'm not there every other day, so my sample sizes are small. Still, Port Burwell gets rave reviews from anyone I've taken there for the first time, so I thought it was worth a thread. Attribute Hanlan's Port Burwell Accessibility...

After replying to another thread with the response "... it's not like you get a badge...", it got me thinking (always dangerous ;) ): What if we could collect badges for hobbying, just like the Boy Scouts collect badges for various skills and activities? What would they be for and what would...

Over my years of hobbying, I have experienced different levels of "after care" from providers. At the bottom of the scale is the tissue. News flash - semen is sticky. 3-play Facelle ain't gonna mop that up nicely without leaving half the tissue stuck to the source. One step up from the facial...

Forgive me if the idea has been raised previously... I recognize that many workers in the sex industry ask for references for clients who are new to them. It is also my understanding that sex workers have some type of electronic forum for sharing information (bad client warnings, etc.). What...

So, I finally got a chance to make it out to Oasis for their Naked Karaoke night. I had always figured naked karaoke would be a great way to combat two phobias simultaneously. If you're afraid of singing in public, then you focus on being naked. If you're afraid of being naked in public then...

Was enjoying a date the other night with my ultra-special friend. She had a nice mix of music playing in the background, when all of a sudden, "If I Had a Million Dollars" started playing. We each thought to ourselves how that probably wasn't an entirely appropriate selection to be playing...

I've been seeing these billboards all over the city for CPAs. (e.g. _ _ _ SPERITY , _ _ _ DUCTIVITY) We could have our own version on TERB: _ _ _ MISCUOUS _ _ _ CREATION _ _ _ POSITION - - - STITUTE

A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no...

Enjoy! http://www.jumbojoke.com/thanksgiving_ii.html

*sigh* I got them all... Enjoy! http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/jokes-only-nerds-will-understand

Idle statistics for a lazy Saturday afternoon: Of 1099 active Lounge posts in the past 45 days (roughly back to the start of the new year), the top 5 thread starters are: 1. toughb (123) 2. canada-man (45) 3. americanson (26) 4. YogaFace (25) 5. tie - Petzel & Rockslinger (21)

Just finished watching "The Confession" on CTV.ca : http://shows.ctv.ca/TheConfession.aspx. Thought it was a very well-done production across the board - script, acting, photography, music. Too bad they don't hand out Emmys for this kind of work (maybe one day...). If you were a fan of 24...

Well, I was hoping that 2012 would bring a renewed civility to TERB. Maybe it's not too late, but I see the pissing contests have already flared up, with people crying "shill" and others piling on with their yeas and nays. So, here's a suggestion to all as we kick off 2012 - no more shill...

Recently there was a thread allowing posters to vent about what really ticked them off online. Of course, spelling and grammar topped the list. So here now is a potential solution to alleviate that thorn in the side: http://www.happyplace.com/9574/grammar-test-keeps-idiots-off-of-the-internet

APEX DT250A Digital TV Converter Box with Analog Pass-Through Complete with remote, required cables, and manual. Worked fine with my old TV antenna, but I upgraded to digital cable so I don't need this any more. Asking: $35

Just scanning down the list of recent postings in The Lounge, and came across the following threads, listed in order: "Just had my first colonoscopy" "What did NASA find?" As they say, in comedy, timing is everything.

Well, Ukrainian Christmas has just begun, so this joke isn't completely late. I figure the people on this board will appreciate it. http://www.jumbojoke.com/christmas_rolex.html