1000 Positions!

[Nameless_1]

Just saw a TV ad claiming they could deliver 1000 positions.

It was for the Ultra-Matic (All-Traumatic?) bed. Damn, I thought there must be a few that I hadn't tried yet. LOL

I know it's not 1 April yet but I'm gearing up.
N_1

 

[Mr. Lucky]

Have you tried this yet?

 

[Mr. Lucky]

 

[snowleopard]

Apparently there's even a new doggy style!

 

[Nameless_1]

Guess that makes 1002.125 positions. I learn something every day LOL

 

[MPAsquared]

That 2nd one looks like its hard to breathe! LOL poor chick! I think oxygen is a requirement for orgasm.

 

[Liber Pater]

Have you tried this yet?

This looks interesting, but how do you get into this position????