1st time at private house party

[Mrs_Stiffler]

Last night I was escorted to one of the Club Prive private sex parties by one of the sexiest members of the boards. It was the first time for both of us.

Picture this, 20 naked couples, 5 double beds including the air mattress on the floor, usually 3 couples per bed. The only expectation is that you get naked, partaking of the physical fun is purely up to your own desires, but who could resist? I mean, you know what you are wanting before you get there. So my friend and I spent a wonderful few hours travelling from bed to bed.

As to the types of people who attend - I would say that the youngest couples were in their late 20s and the oldest in their mid 50s. Most people were of the average to athletic build, with a couple of women being more voluptuous. And as one of those more voluptuous babes, I certainly wasn't lacking for male partners. The attitude is definitely hedonistic.

No porn movie could ever adequately capture the experience of 40 naked adults all going after sexual stimulation at the same time.

Many thanks to my companion for helping me along the road of sexual adventure.

 

[Sakk]

Sounds like a great time! I've never been to a swinger party but it's sounds amazing! stay sexy!

 

[xarir]

Any pics?

 

[Barry-O]

Is there some sort of protocol?....

or rules of "engagement"?......or is it just a "free for all"

 

[Mrs_Stiffler]

Seems to be just a free for all from what I could gather. Hands reaching and touching everywhere. The women kissing and petting any body close enough to reach. Men carry condoms in their socks, women in the bands of their thigh high stockings. No drunkenness, although it is byob. No smoking indoors, step outside if you can't wait a couple of hours. There were snacks, pop and bottled water provided. Someone brought a ghetto blaster so there was some good caribbean music to f*** to.

How many shots on goal? As many as you can handle. The party ran from about 9:30 to 11:30 or so. Most people are able to drain themselves sexually in two hours. Personally, I received about 4 men, and came I'd say 7 or 8 times. I enjoyed watching my date with a pretty pair of blondes taking turns on him, and then later with a pretty brunette riding him.

 

[mrpolarbear]

Never been to a house party but my wife and I go to a on premises swing club about one a month for the weekend. Its a lot of fun . sometimes there are a 100 couples on theme party nites .my personal best is 9 ladies in one weekend . i had to cheat though them blue little pills do come in handy. my wifes best was 4 ladies and a dozen or so getlemen.

 

[Drunken Master]

That such things go on in this world and that I'm never invited is more depressing than I can possibly say.

 

[Snook.fr]

Pics! Pics!

 

[C Dick]

Anyone can get invited, all you need is $60 or so and a woman, details are on the website. Cameras at such an event are about as forbidden as you can get. Pictures from a Prive event would be frightening.

 

[Drunken Master]

Website URL?

What am I saying. I'd get in there, they'd all take one look at me and decide to go see The Passion of the Christ instead.

 

[Gord's Bro]

Contact Info????

Sounds great. Would like more information. Unfortunately, I suspect for me it would be one shot on goal and I'd sit around dazed but VERY relaxed for the the rest of the time. LOL

G's B.

 

[Mrs_Stiffler]

Camera's are definitely forbidden. Although I did wish I could have one pic as proof of what I was seeing. For info as to other events check www.club-prive.com That's where my friend found our party info. You do need a lady to accompany you though. As the posting for the party said, they don't care how good looking a man you are or how many women you can satisfy in an evening, no unaccompanied men allowed.

 

[hamermill]

That such things go on in this world and that I'm never invited is more depressing than I can possibly say.

Welcome to my world

 

[Barry-O]

hmmm

Interesting as it is...it seems a little too pro-female and not equal enough for my liking. I was getting the impression that single males are more or less treated like shit....who needs that?

 

[Drunken Master]

Re: hmmm

Interesting as it is...it seems a little too pro-female and not equal enough for my liking. I was getting the impression that single males are more or less treated like shit....who needs that?

Well I, for one, am quite content to be treated like shit as long as there is the remotest possibility that I might get laid. Some people call me pathetic, but I....I....have to agree with them, actually.

Anyway, I got the impression from the website that single males were welcome at house parties so long as they submitted to a prescreening and behaved themselves. Am I mistaken?

 

[C Dick]

Prive has some parties for couples and singles, others are couples only. Single men do get treated poorly in swinging, due to standard sexual supply and demand. There are a number of other clubs around that have house parties in the GTA area, including www.xtabi.ca, www.ontariocouples.com and www.torontocouples.com.

 

[countstudly]

Go Gay or go home(o)!

Personally, I'm glad there are so many men coming out of the closet. I hope the younger generations are composed of primarily gay men. This will place a premium on single men who are treated like trash in the sex underworld. Actually, single men are treated like trash everywhere, including the doctor's office. Usually, men have penis envy. If you're male, you usually have some cocksmith strutting his stuff, giving you attitude. It's at that point that you take the baseball bat to his girfriend's (or object of his desire's) head, and he runs off screaming and sobbing, "Oh no, how terrible! Boo hoo! I never!"

Anyhoo, my contention is that women will tend to be more bisexual and men more exclusively fudge packers (of the male butt inclination). Therefore, this will create a greater demand for single men in general. Doctors will then welcome single men into their offices without giving them attitude. Why? I'm not sure about this part to be honest. But it will happen.

The way I figure it, it's pointless for two men, say in the Wild West, to be fighting over a horse. One of the men realises this. He shoots the horse. "You said you wanted that horse thar yonder, pumpkin?"

"Well, sheehay, I dunna wan' that horsey no more, all dead and soon to be fly infested."

They part friends, or maybe they don't part at all. An alternate scenario has one of these ruthful characters seeking alternate transportation. Ergo, the demand of the rider vs., i.e. vis a vis the horsey, increases unto such a point that the system is in equilibrium as to provide the rider the competitive advantage in the bragging rights, and get invited to all kinds of dealer auctions for horseys. Take that as a parlez vous metaphor for the contemporary dating/swinging situation.

In conclusion, allow me to quote a fictional character, "In the future there won't be men or women. Just wankers. That's great if you ask me."

And remember men, the first call's free! Yippee!

 

[C Dick]

We ought to try and get countstudly and Alien together, it sounds like they would get along.

 

[Mrs_Stiffler]

I do believe that more single males are needed at these parties. Of course we all know that women have the ability to 'do it' all night long when the mood hits them. Unfortunately for men, they are not so blessed. Therefore, when all the men at the party are drained, the party is over. The couples only thing means that the men often have their fill of fun before the women do.

Here, here, bring on the single men.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Anyone can get invited, all you need is $60 or so and a woman, details are on the website. Cameras at such an event are about as forbidden as you can get. Pictures from a Prive event would be frightening.

Be careful if a party guest takes out a cel phone and appears to be making a call but does not say a word. You never know who is taking your pic and posting it to the net in an instant.