407 express sex route

[blueprince]

does anyone else think the 407 is a gift to hobbists...yes it is the most expensive toll road in north america,,,but please...

head east to the Pro...then stop at HFH...on the CB..then off to Allure...exhausted and broke ....plus tolls...

 

[RoadwarriorII]

Actually, the best part of the 407 is getting a BJ while driving the empty road late at night....or doing a little digital work while the traffic get a touch heavier. Thank god I can concentrate on more than one thing at once.

If they keep raising the tolls a bit more there won't be anyone on the western end, and I once read an interview with Ron Jeremy about how to have sex and drive at the same time....although I would take the source with a fairly hefty grain of salt.

 

[blueprince]

Well I am no Ron Jeremy...thank god..but here is my open road experience...


I was 21 and riding a grey hound from TO to Des Moines Iowa...and in the course of the trip encountered three women who endulged me in a little rolling thunder...my surprise was one of them was a SP riding between major truck stops..live and learn

 

[RoadwarriorII]

I'm not Ron Jeremy either, (thank goodness I don't put the pounds on like that), but you do have to have goals. My current girlfriend likes to play all the way to the cottage on weekends...so far the record is getting her off 5 times on the way. She says the trips never went so fast, and it keeps me occupied enough not to get annoyed with the slow traffic...keeps me at the speed limit too!