A bed time story

[danmand]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful woman "Will you marry me?"

The woman said NO.

....and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big-titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up

..... The end

 

[rgkv]

Yea Yea Yea.....to bad I found all that true.....AFTER THE FACT!!!!!!!!!

 

[beaver trapper]

good one !

 

[Dr. Know]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful woman "Will you marry me?"

The woman said NO.

....and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big-titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up

..... The end

You got that straight!

 

[blackrock13]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful woman "Will you marry me?"

The woman said NO.

....and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big-titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up

..... The end

I thought you told us you had an SO.

Has your status change in the last couple of weeks, or is this story just wishful thinking, or have you just been stringing us along all this time?

 

[rhuarc29]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful woman "Will you marry me?"

The woman said NO.

....and the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big-titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass-fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up

..... The end

She said YES, didn't she?

 

[assholee]

Yeah and then hes lonely and has no one to share his happiness with. Then grows old and dies alone.

 

[WoodPeckr]

She said YES, didn't she?

Now that is funny.....