A joke I just heard...

[bigmoe69er]

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed
an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked
hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept
staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
wondering if you were my son."


---Dr. Moe

 

[elmufdvr]

ask some one.....Do you know what is the difference between a piss pot and a coffee pot?????????

if the answer is NO, then i would recomend you do NOT drink coffee at that persons house...

 

[dsoul69]

Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."

When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"

"$75 dollars," said the first.

The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud of their prowess.

The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two.
"$20 dollars" replies the third.

The first two start laughing hysterically.

"Hey guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"