One day Max was standing at the men's urinal. An extremely tall, overly well-hung man named Turner pulled up beside him to take care of business. Max was astonished. He eyed the man from head to toe in disbelief. Turner says: "I'm 7 feet tall, I have a 20 inch penis. My left nut weighs three pounds. My right nut weighs three pounds. Turner Brown." Max passes out and hits the floor. Turner, confused, slaps and shakes Max until he finally comes to and stands on his feet. "What did you just say to me," asked Max? "I said," says Turner, "I'm 7 feet tall, I have a 20 inch penis. My left nut weighs three pounds. My right nut weighs three pounds. My name's Turner Brown." "Oh. Thank God," says Max. "For a minute there, I thought you said turn around."
