Hmm djk, wait till you see the doc pulls out the full 6 + inches....
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..... na, they don't put it all the way. They have a small q tip at the tip of the steel needle and would just need to swab the entrance area of your ...... the eye of your one eye monster.
I think all STD's can be tested from the blood, now.
Used to be chlamydia required a swab from in the urethra. But for most males, the doctor would just proscribe the antibiotic and skip the test, if there was reasonable evidence of exposure.