Agree with Goobs
Although to an newbie we hardly look like a kind, harmonious or sympathetic lot... you WILL in fact get more helpful advice (as opposed to the usual "humor at your expense" advice) with a more pleasant and politely worded request!
Are there any SPs on TERB who would be willing to provide a BBBJ in my office? Or can someone please suggest an SP with a website and pictures who might cater to this sort of request?
Actually, I seem to recall that Shaneen might be into a little bit of safe exhibitionism.... might be mistaken, but I doubt she'd be offended at the request.