Aids or Altzheimer's -

[smylee52]

My girlfriend recently started acting very bizarre so I took her to our family doctor . After a bunch of tests he tells me that he couldn't determine exactly what the problem was . Some tests indicated Altzheimer's but other tests showed a possibility of Aids . WTF . How the hell am I going to know what to do .
He suggested I drive her a couple of miles out of town and drop her off .
If she finds her way home don't fuck her .

Please don't worry about her . I just took her to the backyard and let her loose . I can check on her through the picture window during commercials . 2 days and she hasn't found the back door yet . Thank God it's not Aids.

 

[gibsomstreet]

Is this supposed to be an art post?

 

[blopar]

Really funny.

If you are 10.

Or have an IQ of 10.

 

[LateComer]

How about the one about the old guy sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. "What's the matter old man?", I asked. He said "I have beautiful young wife who worships the ground I walk on. She is horny all the time and even though my cock may not be as hard as it used to be she can't get enough of it.". "Why are you crying then", I asked. "I can't remember where I live", cried the old man.