Alexandra on BP

[600rr]

http://ottawa.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/let-o-my-o-body-o-do-o-the-o-talking-21/20039018

Save your hard earned cash gents,
I didn't go for the Duo, but saw Alexandra.
Pics are fake, She has A cup and is very thin.

Service was uninspired and mechanical, very little interest on her part.
So much so, that I picked up and left before the job was done.
Better luck next time :/

 

[pleasureme]

Really too bad. Did you get the sense it may be YMMV or that she would consistently uninspired?

 

[Skinflute]

My condolences mate, many thanks for sharing your grief.

 

[Ladyluvr69]

Yeah poor thing is starving. Someone bring her a Big Mac.

Seriously though she is very thin and needs help. There's no way that's a healthy weight.

 

[Eddie401]

Playing devil's advocate here, but those pictures look consistent with what you described, the pictures I am seeing show that she's quite thin and bony. The lingerie seems to have a pushup bra effect so her breasts look a lot bigger. It's not dishonest like Photoshopping, but pushup bras fool a lot of gentlemen.

I was thinking the same thing. How could her build have been a surprise? She looks anorexic in the pictures. As for boobs yep. Trust your hands not your eyes. 5 minutes and a roll of tape and I've got cleavage like Katy Perry, albeit with more hair. Actually have pictures. $5. Takers?

 

[Gntlmn]

The from-above-perspective pics make it look like she has more breast meat than A cups, regardless of pushup (something needs to exist to be pushed up).

 

[Sgt Banger]

The from-above-perspective pics make it look like she has more breast meat than A cups, regardless of pushup (something needs to exist to be pushed up).

Breast meat ?? Wow some of you guys need some lessons in being tactful. Your description is crude and IMHO objectifies women. You might want to think twice before posting.

 

[Gntlmn]

Not objectifying her, at all. I was talking about the breasts, specifically, and not her. Breast flesh would make you feel better? I'm offended that you would classify my comments that way, you know, given your handle!?!!?!

 

[Sgt Banger]

Breast flesh is marginally better. Meat just has the wrong connotation. I don't think I'm telling you anything you don't already know. Remember that the ladies will often search posts before deciding whether to see somebody new. Sometimes that's why emails or PMs go unacknowledged or appointments are called off. I don't mean to put you on the spot but I just recoil sometimes with some of the statements made in describing the ladies. You may not have realized the way it came across but I've got to be honest with you it struck me as inappropriate. Everyone can slip up and I'm not saying it represents your views because I don't know you, but as a member of this board I hate to sit and watch it race to the bottom.

 

[OutForFun]

The whole BP advertising style is by its nature one that objectifies women. With so very little text written and virtually no attempt in the ads by the women to explain any sort of personality or style of service beyond the almost boiler plate text of 'open minded', '100% satisfaction' and so on, we are left with almost nothing but the objectifying pictures they post. Given most clients are older (30+), I also never understand the whole MIxEd CaSE!! and punctuation writing style.

 

[OutForFun]

In many cases BP texts may not be written by the women but rather the PI!!. And he likely has no idea about her personality as he sees her as an object to get most dollars he can.

Very true and you'd think that girls without pimps would put a bit more time into the ads. They can always save the text on their computer and cut and paste it into their next ad.