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IM469

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Alice Eve looks gorgeous in a bikini, but apparently some 40 year old virgins think she's below standards.
She is below standards if you are just dreaming and not doing her. Here is Jessica Alba in a few candid shots - can you even put Alice Eve in the same category ?

 

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She is below standards if you are just dreaming and not doing her. Here is Jessica Alba in a few candid shots - can you even put Alice Eve in the same category ?

Based on just these pictures. Yes. Jessica's prettier and more of a hardbody but Alice's body is nice and curvy and soft. No way is she below standards.
 

Insidious Von

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Petzel you don't get laid much, do you?

Jessica Alba looks like a young boy not in Alice's league.

 

Insidious Von

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She's not in your league

I happened to enjoy this movie very much, an over-looked gem.

 

Insidious Von

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Alice Eve will be appearing next in Star TreK: Into Darkness as Dr Carol Marcus.

Along with the great Benedict Cumberbatch (Sherlock) as .....KHAN!!!!!!!!!


 

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You have poor taste IV. She's average at best.
 

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i would be pleased to do her. But, as far as being a super sexy idol, she has visable lumps in legs and a belly. easy to find similar on BP. You know when your hot date gets naked ,and you realize you will probably not call her again.
 

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Alice Eve had a frontal nudity scene in some fire bug movie starring Ray Liotta, forgot the name of the movie...
 

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Based on just these pictures. Yes. Jessica's prettier and more of a hardbody but Alice's body is nice and curvy and soft. No way is she below standards.
She is doable but why are saying soft as if its a good thing?
 

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It makes me laugh that guys who are at least somewhat interested in paying for sex are so picky. Put a woman that looks like Alice Eve in a bar with a pair of heels and a little cleavage showing and there isn't 1 straight male member of Terb who wouldn't fuck her.
 

Insidious Von

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alwayslooking the voice of reason.

Alice Eve also has a sense of humour, you must have to be a regular on that horny Scotsman's show.

 

IM469

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Petzel you don't get laid much, do you?

Jessica Alba looks like a young boy not in Alice's league.
If getting laid is chasing all the hefers out there - I'm sure you (thankfully not me) will have the experience.

So a tight body with nice boobs, a waist (!), tight ass and smooth legs without ripples of fat looks like a young boy to you ???? I guess the Miss Universe & Victoria Secret are scrapping the bottom of the barrel if I judge one of the photos you provided on the opening thread:



My dream girl isn't weighing in at 140 lbs.
 

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If getting laid is chasing all the hefers out there - I'm sure you (thankfully not me) will have the experience. So a tight body with nice boobs, a waist (!), tight ass and smooth legs without ripples of fat looks like a young boy to you ???? I guess the Miss Universe & Victoria Secret are scrapping the bottom of the barrel and no looking at the photo you provided on the opening thread and saying ... wow, let's get some puffy layers of female fat oozing out of our new bikini line of clothes.


did you mean heifer? a heifer is a female cattle that hasn't given birth yet- generally the term would be used for virgins.
 
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