Alien is a Published Author!

[The Shake]

I found her wandering around spritzing herself with bleach and muttering 'unclean, unclean...'.

-- Morgan

Wow, I thought women only did that after having sex with me.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

.....but being assistance I'll you have the walk in closet in my bedroom.

Kiarra

Way to start the onslaught of Fang coming out of the closet jokes Kiarra.

I'm not gay....really I'm not. I'm just really happy at times.

 

[The Shake]

I'm not gay....really I'm not

That's not what Goober's Dad told me.

 

[Anais North]

Oh Alien!

Quote:
(Alien) is a caricature of himself

Thank you Fruity, you articulated what I couldn't. After reading Fang's original post, and Alien's lucid and eloquent text, I was just sort of breathless.

Morgan's Governor General Award comment resonates with me as well...

</still breathless>

 

[Drunken Master]

Alien is one of the most consistently funny posters I've ever read.

If there were Governor General's awards for message board fiction, I'd nominate him in a heart beat.

Definately. He is the true Spalding Grey of crap.

 

[ycghiydvo]

Are you calling Alien a liar?

No I am reporting who the editor of the National Review is.

Just because he lives in an alternate universe doesn't mean he is lying, he is reporting what "reality" is to him.

 

[Morgan Ellis]

I like the idea of Alien and Adrienne Clarkson sitting down to have tea together.

After showing her his album of photographs of Dina, whining about how unfairly he's been treated by moderators of message boards around the world, and telling her she'd be a 'hot asian chick' if she just wore more makeup, he'd likely ask her to ride him around the mansion grounds like a pony.

What fun. Let's suggest they add this as a category. TBill could be hired to arrange his acceptance party.


-- Morgan

 

[Anais North]

he is reporting what "reality" is to him.

Truly a case of "reality is in the eye of the beholder".

 

[C Dick]

I miss Alien since he left the board. It would be a real service if people who find his postings on other boards could report them here so that all his fans can follow his exploits.

 

[superquad1968]

I like the idea of Alien and Adrienne Clarkson sitting down to have tea together.

After showing her his album of photographs of Dina, whining about how unfairly he's been treated by moderators of message boards around the world, and telling her she'd be a 'hot asian chick' if she just wore more makeup, he'd likely ask her to ride him around the mansion grounds like a pony.

What fun. Let's suggest they add this as a category. TBill could be hired to arrange his acceptance party.


-- Morgan

LMFAO