Anal Virgins. How many aborted attempts occurred with you?

[Greekster]

This poll is only for the lucky guys who have had anal sex with a woman who has never taken anything up their butt before you--no cock, no dildo, no nothing. How many times did you have to abort the attempt before you finally got fully in and finished to completion. In this poll, I consider going fully in but being asked to stop before completion also an aborted attempt.

If you've never had anal sex with an anal virgin before, please don't answer this poll, because it will skew the results.

 

[Greekster]

So far no one has been able to complete the mission on the first try. Why didn't anyone tell me that anal virgins cannot succeed on the first try?

 

[YellowDog]

Greekster -
You got it on the first try . . .

sticking your head up your own ass that is.

 

[Greekster]

Oh my god, 2 people voted "never made it"? What a nightmare!

 

[daKoolGuy]

You have been ANALyzed. Big time obsession with the poop chute. Strange how the mind works with some ppl.

 

[jackd1959]

Some details

I've attempted to go to greece with three woman who were first timers:

1st woman I was 0 for 2... attempts ended

2nd woman I was 1 for 2... but it wasn't something she enjoyed so attempts ended. (first wife)

3rd woman I was 3 for 3... she did not enjoy the first time, loved the second time, she did not enjoy the third time... (second wife - still married). The big difference was on the second trip we went to happy hour after work and she was a little bit inibreated, which made her much more relaxed (she wasn't drunk and we had been together for 3 years ). She had also cum twice already so she was "ready" for it. We now have kids and this particular gratification takes some privacy so we haven't been to greece for 11 years. Eveything else is good so I can live without it.

I should mention that I'm on the large/thick side of things and even SP's that frequent the greek isles have problems with it, so I tend to avoid such trips. Even oral can prove difficult on the jaw after a little while. Magnums are tight and require me to stretch the condom out to slip it all the way on.

I give all three a medal for trying!!!

 

[Bear669]

Voted 'None' for...

... two lovely successes.

Then there was one, "Ah, take it out". (after one inch) which of course I did.

Funny, my two 'never completed' were actually experienced. I was offered, but they were Soooo tight, and I am easily distracted by pussy. Still regret I wasnt HARDER and wasnt determined enough to ignore the easy route.

(Sigh, then there was Hailey Pixie).

 

[Mao Tse Tongue]

2nd woman I was 1 for 2... but it wasn't something she enjoyed so attempts ended. (first wife)

lol

 

[jackd1959]

glad I gave you a laugh MTT

lol

but that had nothing to do with why the relationship ended. She was an asswhole (no pun intended) and I only stayed as long as I did because I had buried one child and still had another. It is amazing how much one will put up with if they feel they'll lose another kid in the process.

 

[YellowDog]

Ive said it before and ill say it again. I tried lots of times before it felt good. I had to be desperate horny... so wet the sheets were wet. and the only times its good is when im the one pushing and he does nothing until it relaxes. even then If we get into it and I cum, it has to come out right away.
Ive noticed it hurts so much more if I havent had a really good bowel movement within hours of the event. It really is something that has to be planned. and please please tell me you are cleaning your dick really well before going into her pussy after you attempted anal. Bladder infections are seriousely painfull and I gaurantee she is going to get one if you dont.

Greekster cleans his dick once a week whether it needs it or not.

 

[elmufdvr]

i spent a lot of time getting her ready... lost of play and lube..slowly got it worked up and relaxed... she slowly accepted me inside... had to stop one to get more lube .for that slippery slop... then it just slowly went in and got the rhythm going.. after a few min.. she relaxed and i got to give her a good ride... i got lucky with her... she get these incredible orgasms and one she passed out from a hat and heavy session