In all seriousness, it would not be shocking to know Russia has dirt on Trump. It might not be a pee tape, but Trump has confessed to being a degenerate for most of his adult life. Who wouldn't think the Russian security forces placed honey traps for a rich US businessman back in the day? Now, depending on what it was, it wouldn't be a huge shock. Like, I mean if he was banging a model, I doubt anyone would really care. But, what if it was an underage model? Now, we all know there is a large element of MAGA that would support him even if it was revealed he molested Ivanka when she was a child....
And, would anyone be shocked to know he was laundering money for Russian mobsters/oligarchs? Doubt it. So, if this kompromat exists, and it actually influences Trump, it would have to be super damning.