Three men -an American, a japanese and newfie were sitting
naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The
American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he
said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to
his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I
have a microchip in my hand."
The newfie, felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided
he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
and went to the toilet. He returns with a piece of 'Toilet paper' hanging
from his ass. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The
American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he
said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese lifted his palm to
his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I
have a microchip in my hand."
The newfie, felt decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided
he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna
and went to the toilet. He returns with a piece of 'Toilet paper' hanging
from his ass. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
