Anyone have any great break up lines??
- Thread starter Whitey
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Last one I heard: "Nautilus, please don't come to my spa ever again." Boy that Madisen had a way with words.
Hey I just remembered that episode from Seinfeld:
Ask her to have a threesome with her best friend....if she says no, and storms out, you're good to go....if she says yes, you're good to go and then break up with her later LOL
Ask her to have a threesome with her best friend....if she says no, and storms out, you're good to go....if she says yes, you're good to go and then break up with her later LOL
Just be honest and say I am no longer wish to see you anymore. I know it is sad that a lot expect an explanation afterwards, but if that happens just be honest again and say it does not matter why if I am no longer interested in you anymore and wish to move on with my life there is no point in trying to fix it as it is over and is better for you to just move on and let's just leave it at that.
Hopefully then the other will accept it maturely as dating is just to get to know each other to see if they are compatable or not and once one gets tired or frustrated and sees no other way but not to waste anymore time it should just be accepted and left at that.
Hopefully then the other will accept it maturely as dating is just to get to know each other to see if they are compatable or not and once one gets tired or frustrated and sees no other way but not to waste anymore time it should just be accepted and left at that.
Some ways to let her down easy...
1. Take a shower with her...and start peeing. On her. But make sure she's watching (i.e. not when she's shampooing and got her eyes closed, although I'm sure she'll smell it).
2. Let her 'accidentally' catch you wearing her thong underwear. Give it back to her dirty, like after a night of Indian food.
3. Tell her that you've discovered something called a 'donkey punch' and that you'd like to try it with her. Explain the procedure in detail. (Don't actually DO it for goodness sakes! Not even as a joke!)
If she is alright with all of these things, she's either the coolest chick in the world and you've hit the motherlode, or you should just run because she's obviously insane.
1. Take a shower with her...and start peeing. On her. But make sure she's watching (i.e. not when she's shampooing and got her eyes closed, although I'm sure she'll smell it).
2. Let her 'accidentally' catch you wearing her thong underwear. Give it back to her dirty, like after a night of Indian food.
3. Tell her that you've discovered something called a 'donkey punch' and that you'd like to try it with her. Explain the procedure in detail. (Don't actually DO it for goodness sakes! Not even as a joke!)
If she is alright with all of these things, she's either the coolest chick in the world and you've hit the motherlode, or you should just run because she's obviously insane.
