Anyone know latin?

[dshaw4096]

I'm looking for an appropriate thing to say in the memo field for my alimony check to my ex

coitus te

is the best I can find - any advancement on that?

 

[chris123]

http://translate.google.ca/#auto/la/

 

[dshaw4096]

ahh so Pedicabo Te is better

 

[mrsCALoki]

or more insulting, but less crude....

Valor non esset ibi ?

 

[bobistheowl]

Or, you could say it in Shakespearean:

"Know Thyself Carnally"

 

[jackson11]

If I remember grade 10 Latin class correctly I believe "Mercator delictat ancillia in via" means the merchant pleases the slave girl in the street

 

[Art Mann]

ahh so Pedicabo Te is better

Bingo! Elegant and classy.

Although, you could always editorialize a touch with an extra phrase, like so: Pedicabo te vos ferreo canis exprimamus

Oh, and be sure to add an emoticon: the standard : )

 

[Aardvark154]

or more insulting, but less crude....

Valor non esset ibi ?

Absolutely, this is what you should use!

 

[Twister]

Vafanculus

 

[Art Mann]

Vafanculus

Since Google translate is letting me down, perhaps you can illuminate us?

 

[OddSox]

Since Google translate is letting me down, perhaps you can illuminate us?

Apparently italian slang - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vaffanculo with a latin twist.

 

[Twister]

Apparently italian slang - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vaffanculo with a latin twist.

LOL yes its vaffanculo and added the "us" as several words in latin end with "us".

 

[oldjones]

LOL yes its vaffanculo and added the "us" as several words in latin end with "us".

However, many of the '—us' nouns took endings in '—o', for the dative and ablative cases which cover English usages such as to, or for a thing, or from or by a thing. Such as the thing to be fucked or fucked with, like the culus or arse.

 

[Sgt Banger]

appenditis pecunia in reducendo asinus tuus

(use the money to reduce the size of your ass)

 

[IM469]

recenti sanguine ex veteri vulnere

(fresh blood from and old wound)

 

[Doug]

I took four years of Latin and was at conversational level with my teacher, a true spinster who had a limited vocabulary in that area.