Anyone need a ride to Florida???

[johnnyhandsome]

I'm off to Florida (Tampa) tomorrow early ( 6 AM).
Anyone need a ride down??
I'm willing to take one female who doesnt complain, doesnt have to stop at every exit for gourmet coffee, likes my music and can drive reasonably well.
Ooppss.... I forgot, such woman does not exist

 

[johnnyhandsome]

*bumper*

 

[svtcobra]

LOL

 

[johnnyhandsome]

Oh Darn, Lee.. What a crying shame that I dont happen to drive any of the cars you mentioned. I was ssssoooooo looking forward to driving down with you.

BTW Last time I checked South Central was in L.A. and not Florida.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

I don't need a ride but can you deliver a package to my grandmother in Tarpon Springs for me? Nevermind what's inside but just coat it in vicks vap rub and hide it in your luggage for me as you cross the border. My grandma goes by the nickname Jose but sometimes we just call her Snake (that Grandma). Thanks your a pal. I'll pm you with the address, directions, instructions for the drop, etc...

 

[johnnyhandsome]

Sure, what are friends for. Its not like the US customs are uptight or anything. I'm usually waved right through.

 

[BigBlack]

Will you take me to South Central? I need to service some big black, well hung hot and sexy Black men who will take me up the the ass while I dress up as a transexual!

South Central? Come on bro. You mixing up Orlando and South Central again ? Watchin' 5 minutes of the Black Entertainment Network , jerkin' off to pictures of Beyounce, and getting the Mr. T haircut won't help you survive all of 5 minutes.

What really scares me is the fact that we attend the same gym, Extreme Fitness. If I feel someone pinching my ass in the lockeroom, be warned, you will never see another pair of feet again!!!

BBLACK

 

[Lil'Miss]

I don't complain, hate coffee, and love all music. Now if you could just swing by L.A. and pick me up...



Miss

 

[johnnyhandsome]

South Central? Come on bro. You mixing up Orlando and South Central again ? Watchin' 5 minutes of the Black Entertainment Network , jerkin' off to pictures of Beyounce, and getting the Mr. T haircut won't help you survive all of 5 minutes.

What really scares me is the fact that we attend the same gym, Extreme Fitness. If I feel someone pinching my ass in the lockeroom, be warned, you will never see another pair of feet again!!!

BBLACK

South central is right next to Compton. Aint never been there though. Johnny make big circle around it every time for some reason.

 

[johnnyhandsome]

Damn man ... got busted again! LOL .. It's hard being Black dawg! I guess I gotta brush up on my geography! Shit!

BigBlack, what the hell you talking about dawg! My buddies and I were waiting for you so we could beat yo Black ass! You too scared of me dawg! Next time, if and when you do show up, I'll brake your face and make you clean up the creampie those studs left in my butt hole! A vanilla creamed chocolate treat for you!

Good god, Lee!!!! You are a sick puppy. The visuals from that one will linger for a while.