Are piano players all keyed up before performing?

[great bear]

Do they feel really sharp? Do they ever feel flat? Do they take note of the audience? Is it difficult for them to have to sit on their stools?

 

[A-ROD]

You could get a job, pushing their stool in .

 

[clearwaterjim]

Are the ever mistakenly refered to as penises??

 

[great bear]

You could get a job, pushing their stool in .

I will take note of that.

 

[great bear]

I'd rather have a lobster on my piano than crabs on my organ

Your organ does not bellow.

 

[Dani]

I figured you'd pipe up, I thought maybe my post would be music to your ears. I m so glad on not on your staff.

If I were you I would soft PEDAL on this topic because you may not be in TUNE with the current situation. I would be a LYRE if I were to say that this is just one BRIDGE that you may have to cross in your quest to keep the HAMMER from falling.

Dani(I feel GRAND if I can keep you UPRIGHT)

 

[Dani]

Are you stringing me along? The key to understanding is to take note of any dis chord. Dani you can be the tremdous pause before the deep liberating final chord

Mon bon ami un jour bientôt que vous découvrirez pourquoi l'accord final libérant profond vous fera penser à l'ouverture de 1812 de Tchaikovsky

 

[Hard Idle]

The ergonomics of musicians stools & chairs are stuck deep in the colons of the Dark Ages. Stay way from instruments that can not be played standing up - it's brutal - the back pain and 'roids torment you long after you throw in the towel.

 

[WhaWhaWha]

I don't want to put a damper on things but you're all wired into a crescendo.

I've heard it said that you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. But you can if you adjust its scales.

Ladies remember don't date a piano technician, he will just string you along.

You know why the pianist with the toupee lost the recital competition? he was playing a Baldwin.

I once dropped a piano on an army camp. I got a flat major! It was his own fault for askinbg what's a Steinway? He found out -- about 800 pounds. His tropps carried the piano away and dropped it down a mine shaft. They ended up with a flat minor!

 

[great bear]

that was a sharp reply

Aye I see your trumpeting your organ skills once again. Your sex life is similar to a concerto with no high notes, no cresendos, and no finality. You are indeed a very strange (f)cello. I don't mean to de bass you.

 

[papasmerf]

if one can play a paano bare can a bear play the piano?

 

[great bear]

if one can play a paano bare can a bear play the piano?

Papa, wtf is a panno? Have you been trained to play Italian bread? Do you loaf around during your practise sessions? Do you at yeast try and get the notes right?

 

[Svend]

Far solar tea dopes...

 

[Dani]

Far solar tea dopes...

This is off the Scales when it comes to Teasing and is Eclipsing any thing solar away far.
Dani says are we all Dopes for prolonging the thread??
DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!