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I think she has an excellent future....

In square dancing.

Sister Jessica played Daisy Duke, maybe Ashlee can be the next Cooter.
 

Keebler Elf

The Original Elf
Aug 31, 2001
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And I thought her football appearance (Superbowl?) was bad. At least she could have gotten better. She needs to hang 'em up...
 

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Keebler Elf said:
And I thought her football appearance (Superbowl?) was bad. At least she could have gotten better. She needs to hang 'em up...
It was actually the Orange Bowl.

Question : Where would Ashley be if she wasn't Jessica's sister?

Answer : Sniffing cocaine off of some guys shaft during a frat party orgy in some hick town college.
 

dondada

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channel changer

when her part came up I changed the channel...she's trying to be her sister...can't do it...she has no talent...she just has a sister who "can" sing...just like paris hilton...a nobody...even hilton's little sex vid...sucked...she should have watched pamela anderson's for some tips on how to give a blowjob...
 

scouser1

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I dont understand why this girl keeps selling albums and showing up on TV and people think she can be a musician, if I was her I would be just content with being a hanger on to my older sister who has the looks the fame and most of all the money which I could spend like wild fire, this gal has zero talen, looks like a younger Melissa Etheridge, and is just plain dumb and boring.
 

Sexy Violet

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I was watching it thinking it was some sort of joke...or bad karaoki??? She really doesn't cut it in live performances. Thank goodness there is a studio and of course her famouse older sister or her career would be in the toilet. She is kinda cute, though ;)
 

freakshow

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Forget all that, have any of you seen the new Jessica Simpson video from the Dukes of Hazard soundtrack.............My god she washes the Genereal Lee in a bikini fuck she looks hot.


She can wash my General Lee anytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

gypsy121

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I think she has proven to pretty much everyone that she lacks a little, ok a lot, in the talent department but why give it up? Check this out:

http://www.forbes.com/lists/2005/53/B3HK.html

She still made over $5 million this year. I think she is a case study in how much public humiliation one person can take for large quatities of cash!!

Now there is a question: what would you let someone do to you publicly for $5 million? :)

gypsy
 

to-guy69

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Ashleys nice smile, sexy eyes and cute ass doesn't make up for her lack of talent.

Being able to withstand numerous takes in studio only to fall flat on your face on stage vocally doesn't make one an artist.
 
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