Awkward Issue - advice would be welcome

[geronimowh]

I know there has to be someone on here that has faced the same issue... so here goes.
I had an occasional over and she lives in Quebec and I am in Toronto. She travels once a month to TO and we meet and have great sex. The last time we met she had just come off a cold and was taking some cold/flu medication. Anyway after a great bout of sex, we lay down and I hugged her which caused her promptly to let rip with a loud fart. Maybe it was the medication... anyway she was VERY embarrased. I left after a while saying its ok, and so on - consoling her. I really didnt let it faze me one bit.

Now however she does not want to see me and i guess its cuz she's still embarrased. How do I convince her that its ok and I still value her compansionship?

 

[Diode]

I know there has to be someone on here that has faced the same issue... so here goes.
I had an occasional over and she lives in Quebec and I am in Toronto. She travels once a month to TO and we meet and have great sex. The last time we met she had just come off a cold and was taking some cold/flu medication. Anyway after a great bout of sex, we lay down and I hugged her which caused her promptly to let rip with a loud fart. Maybe it was the medication... anyway she was VERY embarrased. I left after a while saying its ok, and so on - consoling her. I really didnt let it faze me one bit.

Now however she does not want to see me and i guess its cuz she's still embarrased. How do I convince her that its ok and I still value her compansionship?

This MUST be an April Fool's day Joke.
You are intimate enough to have had great sex....But a Fart is too much?
Come On!

 

[geronimowh]

+1

i've had an mpa fart once, we just burst out laughing. i kept teasing her about it for awhile though. you're in a relationship and she's doesnt want to see you anymore because she farted?

Diode - not an April Fool's day joke. But your sentiments exactly - we had great sex but a fart is too much? She must be very sensitive about it.

 

[GOLEAFSGO67]

I think its over

Not because of the fart.

maybe she is moving on....Let it go man.

Find another 'occasional'

 

[sp free]

Before you give up, phone her and let one rip in the receiver.

 

[sailorsix]

She stuffed herself with a heaping helping of Quebecois feves au lard to generate some quality flatulence.

Everyone farts. Youporn.com, netporn.nl redtube, etc are all full of candid camera videos of girls farting.

She saved it up to use as an excuse.

 

[Hank Reardon]

probably..

I know there has to be someone on here that has faced the same issue... so here goes.
I had an occasional over and she lives in Quebec and I am in Toronto. She travels once a month to TO and we meet and have great sex. The last time we met she had just come off a cold and was taking some cold/flu medication. Anyway after a great bout of sex, we lay down and I hugged her which caused her promptly to let rip with a loud fart. Maybe it was the medication... anyway she was VERY embarrased. I left after a while saying its ok, and so on - consoling her. I really didnt let it faze me one bit.

Now however she does not want to see me and i guess its cuz she's still embarrased. How do I convince her that its ok and I still value her compansionship?

.....just got bored of your 5 inch dick .

 

[plunker]

Ask her if you can light then next one on fire.

 

[jimmyt]

tell her you have a fart fetish, and you are soooo glad she broke the ice (and the wind) because it saved you from having to make the "please fart in my face" speech......

 

[tboy]

For the record I know (and have known) many a woman who would die of embarassment if that had happened so it is conceivable that this is the cause.

With that being said however I'd call her and ask her what's what. If she gives some lame ass excuse then you have your answer just remind her that if that IS in fact the reason then she's being more than a little juvenile about the situation and move on.

Frankly if that IS the reason do you even want to associate with someone so juvenile as to stop seeing someone cuz they farted in your presense?

Now if it was a SHART then that's another story......

 

[i_am_good]

How long have you been lovers?

 

[Mia.Colpa]

Not because of the fart.

maybe she is moving on....Let it go man.

Find another 'occasional'

She was obviously looking for an excuse to get rid of you, now she found one. The relationship was on its way down from the sounds of it. Many other occasionals out there, have fun looking.

 

[geronimowh]

Hilarious Comments - Some of them!!!!

Thanks guys - always nice to be cheered up by your humour!!!!

But you are right - I'll let it go and her as well.

 

[papasmerf]

geronimowh[/LEFT]]I know there has to be someone on here that has faced the same issue... so here goes.
I had an occasional over and she lives in Quebec and I am in Toronto. She travels once a month to TO and we meet and have great sex. The last time we met she had just come off a cold and was taking some cold/flu medication. Anyway after a great bout of sex, we lay down and I hugged her which caused her promptly to let rip with a loud fart. Maybe it was the medication... anyway she was VERY

embarrased​

. I left after a while saying its

ok​

, and so on - consoling her. I really

didnt​

let it faze me one bit.

Now however she does not want to see me and i guess its

cuz​

she's still

embarrased​

. How do I convince her that its

ok​

and I still value her

compansionship​

?

she PMed me this afternoon and will be coming to Buffalo for the foreseeable future...sorry dude.

 

[sceptre]

Shart?

 

[papasmerf]

Shart?

A shart is when you thought you would just fart but were wrong

 

[spike]

Shart: (verb) to shart; I sharted (noun) shart stain

A shart is when you thought you would just fart but were wrong

"gas followed by mass" - courtesy of UrbanDictionary.com

Don't know if this one qualifies, but HOLY SHIT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldLdExkRt0Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiNZdTSH3-A

Sometimes known as 'surprise poopies' or 'bombshell' in extreme cases.
http://www.joke-archives.com/toplists/kindsofpoopies.html
http://www.spiffy-entertainment.com/62.html