Baths - I'm not a man

[antaeus]

Due to plumbing problems (valves, not me) I can only take baths, not showers, during repairs. I hate baths, lying there with my lady displeaser wrinkled and shriveled AND hoisted in the cold air on display. Embarrasing. I'm pulling, stroking, get bigger damn you! Nope. Next time I share a bath with a lady (ok, if I ever share a bath with a lady) I'm studying her very closely: probably the water accentuates her, damn double standard. Then, I have to hoist my beautiful thrusting buttocks in the air to wipe down the effing tub of all the hair and soap goo.

I effing hate baths.


antaeus (currently not the strongest man in the world)

 

[Jade4u]

I love baths I find them very relaxing, of course there is always that icky stuff in the tub. I always shower off after a bath and do my hair in the shower. I figure if that stuff sticks to the tub it is bound to stick to you as well. But that still does not stop me from enjoying myself all covered under the warm water and laying back and relaxing. I just let the water drain before I start the shower and clean my tub at the same time and when I turn the shower on it washes it all away.

I totally enjoy fragranced body washes and fragranced bubbles and I love to soak in these scents. mmmmmmmmmm

I feel sorry for you that your shower is not working though. I also enjoy the steam of the shower.

 

[jwmorrice]

Glad to see that this thread isn't about certain curious homosexual establishments termed 'baths'. Not that there would be anything wrong with that!

jwm

 

[C Dick]

The gay bath-house is such a great concept, other than the fact that they are all gay, there need to be straight bath-houses. My first house had no shower, so I bathed for a few years. You wash the filth off, then lie in it. To me washing the filth down the drain right away in a shower makes much more sense.