Due to plumbing problems (valves, not me) I can only take baths, not showers, during repairs. I hate baths, lying there with my lady displeaser wrinkled and shriveled AND hoisted in the cold air on display. Embarrasing. I'm pulling, stroking, get bigger damn you! Nope. Next time I share a bath with a lady (ok, if I ever share a bath with a lady) I'm studying her very closely: probably the water accentuates her, damn double standard. Then, I have to hoist my beautiful thrusting buttocks in the air to wipe down the effing tub of all the hair and soap goo.
I effing hate baths.
antaeus (currently not the strongest man in the world)
I effing hate baths.
antaeus (currently not the strongest man in the world)