Be ye forwarned...

[Goober Mcfly]

If Cardinal Fang or The Doctor tell you anything about IKEA, it's a vicious farking lie. And they're asshats.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

I like to put together IKEA furniture

 

[MuffinMuncher]

If Cardinal Fang or The Doctor tell you anything about IKEA, it's a vicious farking lie. And they're asshats.

Why do I think that the long-rumored IKEA surveillance tape has finally surfaced clearly showing Goober exitting the ladies room?

 

[lasslicker]

So what is it you're importing now?

www.ikea-group.ikea.com/corporate/responsible/conduct.html

 

[stang]

Dinner for a buck. What else matters?

 

[MartiniGirls]

upsize that combo

Dinner for a buck. What else matters?

Thats right, we sell condoms for $1.25, or you can upsize your combo and spend 60 minutes using that condom farking a hot chick for an extra $218.75....and we deliver for free.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

What do the following members have in common:

The Doctor
Goober McFly
Cardinal Fang

Despite what they've told others, they have never been to IKEA.

 

[The Doctor]

I've tried hard, but I've just never been able to line up a trip to Ikea.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Amen to that.