Fuck, I gotta lose some weight. So, like the monks of old, I'm gonna go on a beer diet. Whenever I'm tempted by food, I have a 500 ml. can of suds. I've already had a couple on an empty stomach and I'm just about ready to flop onto my bed. Good thing that I don't have to work for a living! TSE go screw yourself.
The only problem is that the beer sometimes weakens my rresolve. Then it's the beer and popcorn diet. Jesus, whataa life.
jwm
The only problem is that the beer sometimes weakens my rresolve. Then it's the beer and popcorn diet. Jesus, whataa life.
jwm
