Best Odour Elimination Technique

[kynorth]

I was reflecting on a problem I have from time to time, where even after a thorough cleansing my fingers in particular carry an odour of sex after a session, and when I get home I need to be careful about how close I get them to anybody. Outside of dousing them in gasoline, any sure fire remedies to deaden the after effects? I imagine there are a few tried and true old family recipes out there. Martha Stewart, feel free to chime in....

 

[a 1 player]

Dice an onion.

 

[kynorth]

Dice an onion.

Makes sense, but we have the Slap Chop now (in the drawer beside my Sham Wow) so my wife would get suspicious.

 

[Hangman]

Did you try using a nail brush and really scrubbing your fingers, surgeon-style?

Or, keep your fingers out of the honey pot.

 

[Kyra.Graves]

Other than washing your hands with soap?

A1 is right, dice an onion - also garlic and/or ginger will work, or make a peanut butter sandwich. All of these have a strong scent that will linger on your hands for a little while.
Chewing Watermelon bubblicious gum is also a great habit to pick up - scent is really strong and overpowers most everything around so it masks perfumes fairly well. If you keep it on hand when you don't see an SP then no one will wonder why you are chewing it on the day that you see an SP.

 

[a 1 player]

Might just be me but...

There is the female smell, but in my experience it easily washes off. I would be worried if there was a smell that retained for a long period of time.

Oh, and better think twice before you kiss your wife too, if it is on your fingers, it might be other places as well.

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

Clorox Disinfecting Wipes.....I use them for everything, the lemon scented ones are great for getting rid of any lingering odours. No reason you cannot keep them in your car, they are great for wiping down the leather and vinyl too Other than that try baking soda.

 

[moresex4me]

My hands and body are fine after a shower... what I get sometimes is the taste of the women, usually coming up from the back of my throat. I try to gargle with mouthwash, which usually takes care of it.

And I fucking started smoking regularly again, after 8 years off. I was okay for years just having the odd one when I was out partying and drinking, but hobbying got me picking it up (butterflies before an appointment...), and then some stress in my personal life which got my SO started again, and now we both need to quit.

Regardless, the smoke kills any other scent in your mouth. Nasty habit, I'm going to quit again soon. Smoking that is...

 

[kynorth]

you probably aren't washing your hands properly dude.

Trust me, I'm scrubbing very well with soap, getting under fingernails, but perhaps the brand of soap I'm using simply doesn't have a strong odour itself to counteract.

And the odour I"m trying to eliminate isn't unpleasant - I can tell the difference between OK and YIKES in that department!

 

[Ladyraven]

I was reflecting on a problem I have from time to time, where even after a thorough cleansing my fingers in particular carry an odour of sex after a session, and when I get home I need to be careful about how close I get them to anybody. Outside of dousing them in gasoline, any sure fire remedies to deaden the after effects? I imagine there are a few tried and true old family recipes out there. Martha Stewart, feel free to chime in....

tooth paste .gets rid of garlic smell and tuna so I figured it should help with kitty sex smell to

 

[great bear]

If all of your suggestions work for his fingers I supposed they will work for my nose?

 

[JohnLarue]

Soak your fingers in a solution made up of 1 part bleach and 3 or 4 parts water for about 15 mins. and them wash you hands with soap and water

The bleach will feel a little slimly.
This solution gets rid of the nasty yellow stains on your fingers if you smoke a lot, so it will deal with any snapper smell

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Orange mechanics pumice soap, availble at canadian tire and your big box hardware store by the gallon. Works for stinky pussy and after you clean fish.

 

[A.J. Raven]

Peel an orange with your fingers / hands, then eat it. Do a messy job & let your hands get the orange's oil all over them and wash up when you are finished.

 

[herames]

Citric Acid ..get the powdered form at the health food store ($2 on average) ...disolve a table spoon in hot water and "Mag ...your soaking in it"

 

[Cycleguy007]

But...

Might just be me but...

There is the female smell, but in my experience it easily washes off. I would be worried if there was a smell that retained for a long period of time.

Oh, and better think twice before you kiss your wife too, if it is on your fingers, it might be other places as well.

What if your wife LOVES the taste of females though!!??

Mrs. CG loves the taste of herself the most--- licks herself off my various body parts all the time!

(She has also licked the taste of other females from me as well, but that is a story for another day!)

 

[johnyboy]

Makes sense, but we have the Slap Chop now (in the drawer beside my Sham Wow) so my wife would get suspicious.

Does your wife like your nuts now..

 

[eldoguy]

Lemons, squeeze on your hands and also your penis! Will take care of everything!

 

[kynorth]

Agreed , peel an orange and rub the skin into your hands , thats what i do after fishing ....never had that prob with a woman ...so kinda weirded out here lol

LOL Seems like I owe a more detailed explanation here. The odour isn't so strong that one could smell it from 3 feet away, but if my finger is right next to my nostril I can still smell it. And since I don't know if my sense of smell is better than or worse than average, I get paranoid that it smells like the back of a Sushi bar to those around me - though it likely doesn't.

Great suggestions all, thanks!

 

[short]

easy.....stick ur fingers(s) up ur ass, then say it smells because of a nagging itch inside.